So many people were clamoring that last year was the year of the butt. Butts, butts, butts. Uh, when have butts ever gone out of vogue? Everybody loves butts, don’t they? Just because “Anaconda” and “Booty” were released in 2014 doesn’t mean that 2015 can’t be a bootylicious year, too. Butts! Butts for everyone!
With that said, butts don’t always get people amped. Sometimes butts just spurn curiosity and confusion instead of innate love and affection. Better yet, sometimes this curiosity is next level ridiculous. To see what I mean, check out these 10 stupid questions about butts from Yahoo Answers.
1. Believe it or not, every single black person isn’t genetically inclined to love butts.
2. Tell that ghost that your butt is off limits!
3. This is offensive to Beyonce, Destiny’s Child, and every denizen of earth.
4. Prob not.
5. Pretty sure that’s not how it works…
6. Butt hater.
8. “I think I’m a white girl trapped in a black girls body.” Enough.
9. Follow your dreams.
10. Dude butts deserve some love, too.
Do you have any ridiculous questions about butts yourself? Any booty know-how to instill on the rest of us? Tell us in the comments!