Just when I thought today couldn’t get any better, the #HowToSpotAFeminist hashtag started trending on Twitter. I always wanted to know how to spot one of those! Conservative talk radio host Doc Thompson started the hashtag so he could discuss feminist spotting tips on his show!
— Doc Thompson (@DocThompsonShow) May 3, 2015
I wasn’t aware that feminists were hiding or that you could guess someone’s beliefs just by looking at them, but what do I know? I’m just a silly woman!
Fortunately, feminists are taking over the hashtag now, but here are some gross examples of why we still need feminism:
#HowToSpotAFeminist Loud and opinionated
— The Penetrator (@Kingofbanter2) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist when their bikini has mustache
— Shawn James (@ShawnJames_25) May 5, 2015
Because pubic hair has everything to do with it.
#HowToSpotAFeminist Listen for vultures screeching the words "Rape Culture"
— PMG (@PottyMouthGamer) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist they're almost always angry and mean spirited.
— Cas (@Caspasia_Boleyn) May 5, 2015
Are we? I did not know that.
#HowToSpotAFeminist Hasnt shaved in months, smells nasty and is usually fat & ugly.
— Indian Meninist (@IndianMeninist) May 5, 2015
They believe in gender roles when it benefits their gender but when gender roles don't benefit them they cry sexism. #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Son.of.Bundy (@TheBlackAlBundy) May 5, 2015
Not really how it works, but sure.
#HowToSpotAFeminist Just look for anyone getting disproportionately upset over people using a hashtag to make fun of their insanity.
— Still R.O.B. (@Rob_Simple) May 5, 2015
Yeah because it’s totally absurd to get upset about a hashtag that targets insane stereotypes.
#HowToSpotAFeminist when you see a crazy looking lady screaming things like patriarchy, rape, and oppression. Yep it's a feminist.
— P'Li (@Combustion_Lady) May 5, 2015
Ah, the good ol’ calling someone crazy to try to invalidate them!
#HowToSpotAFeminist They make stuff up to complain about and love being the victim.
— Eddie (@MSG_fan) May 5, 2015
Make up stuff like statistics and reports?
#HowToSpotAFeminist Ugly. Will say they're not ugly and post a picture trying to be cute and argue against it, but trust me, they're ugly.
— ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@Haider_ffs) May 5, 2015
Feminists are ugly. Got it.
#HowToSpotAFeminist there the ones with horns…
— [TPwn] CART5R (@CART5R) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist – Usually fat & ugly, always inherently unlikeable, supremely hypocritical, snarky, annoying, deluded, intransigent.
— Paul Joseph Watson (@PrisonPlanet) May 5, 2015
Oh yeah, you nailed it.
#HowtoSpotAFeminist Struggling at the side of the road to change a tire, in the pouring rain, refusing all 'male' help. Oh, & her beard.
— Duncan Whitehead (@DuncanWhitehead) May 5, 2015
Feminists aren’t above getting help. Oh, and men can be feminists too.
— BossyLibertyMom (@sid67crowe) May 5, 2015
— O Heart PuppetMaster (@notalemming) May 4, 2015
Oh yeah, I have fishtail braids.
— ~WOLFRAM (@Wolfram66) May 4, 2015
Sounds more like a hipster, tbh.
— Mindbender (@TheDrMindbender) May 5, 2015
#HowToSpotAFeminist How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? Don't be silly, feminists can't change anything.
— Jimmy The SixtyNinth (@Jiminator2000) May 5, 2015
Sweet joke, brah.
Look for the victim. Thats #HowToSpotAFeminist
— Terri (@CantBelieve10) May 5, 2015
Yup, wanting equality for the sexes is just being a victim.
Has a pooch belly #HowToSpotAFeminist
— HooliganRadio (@HooliganHost) May 5, 2015
It’s from drinking all those male tears.