Reader Hookup Confession: He Thought She Broke His Penis

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One day, my boyfriend and I were hooking up and things were getting pretty intense. At one moment, he pulled out of me and rammed his penis against my bone instead of back into my vagina. He obviously hurt himself and cried out really loudly. Then he looked down and say there was a little bit of blood on his penis.

I had told him before we started that I had been spotting for a couple of days after my period, but evidently he forgot about that, and thought that he had a serious injury. He started freaking out, bawling and holding his penis saying, “I broke it, I broke it,” over and over again. He was so scared that it took an hour to calm him down.

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