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My ex-boyfriend and I were hooking up one day (I know what you’re all screaming at your screen right now: “what were you doing?!” But it happened! I’m sorry!), and after a little post-sex cuddling, we got back into the fooling around.
Now, I have queefed in front of my boyfriend before, but this was by far the worst time.
While he was down there with his face in my nether-region, I out a very small queef, no noise, just a slight breeze, but I was embarrassed because it was right in his face. He was really good about it, just made a light-hearted joke that I can’t even really remember now. We both started giggling, and as I laughed, I let some air loose yet again. Now we were hysterically laughing.
Now comes the worst part… I couldn’t stop queefing! The more I queefed, the more I laughed, and it was just a viscous cycle that I couldn’t break. It seemed to last forever. To this day, it’s still something we laugh about.
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