Reader Hookup Confession: He Farted At The Weirdest Time

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One night, my boyfriend came over to my house for dinner. We ate a whole bunch of food, then hung out together in my room to watch a movie. Things quickly started to get more intimate, and he ended up moving his hand down to his pants.

Since my parents were in the other room and my door was open, I was scared to give him an actual handjob, so I just sort of groped at his crotch over his pants for a few minutes. I could tell he was really close to finishing, and then, out of nowhere, he farted really loudly. He said he was sorry, but I just tried to play it off like I didn’t notice. The rest of the night was really awkward.
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  • Liana

    One time me and my boyfriend were together and we decided to go to my house. My mom and dad and little sister had gone to my aunt’s house (who lives across the street) for the day so we had the house to ourselves. We were horny and things started getting steamy and we started taking our clothes off. We put on some sexy (pretty loud) music and my boyfriend started kissing me and rubbing me “down there” and it felt amazing! Then we started hooking up. We were having the most amazing time when suddenly my boyfriend pulled away looking concerned. So I asked, “What’s wrong bae” and he was like “I thought I heard the door, sorry”. We continued hooking up and we were making a lot of noise, and I mean A LOT. That’s when the door burst open. It was my little sister (who is 6) who started asking what were we doing. We were scrambling around the room trying to find something to cover ourselves (with the music still on) and apparently my little sis took it as dancing… She began taking off her clothes and asked ” Can I join the party?” Well here’s what happened: the music was so loud that we didn’t here here come in to get an extra pack of juices from our fridge to bring to our aunt’s house. She heard the music and tried to figure out where it was coming from and found my BF sucking my boobs and me rubbing his balls and she saw us BUTT NAKED with the music on and when we started scrambling for our clothes she thought we were dancing and concluded we were having a party!!! WORST MOMENT EVER!!!!!