8 Valentine’s Day Pickup Lines That Are Guaranteed To Make Your Crush Go Out With You

Valentine’s Day really is creeping up on us, you guys. It’s this upcoming Saturday! How crazy is that? I’m sure a bunch of you are off making plans with your boyfriends and girlfriends and trying to figure out what to get each other. Or if you’re single, you might be planning an party for you and the rest of your single friends. Maybe you actually hate Valentine’s Day and aren’t planning on doing anything at all.

Or maybe you’re just looking for the right opportunity to talk to your crush and ask them out or tell them you like them. If that happens to be the case, you’re in luck! I know pickup lines can be really obnoxious, but they can also be funny enough to break the ice and really work. So in honor of Valentine’s Day, here are some ridiculous pickup lines you can try to get your crush to hang out with you:

Accompany with a bunch of Hershey's Kisses for extra emphasis.

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Get it? Because you're sweet as chocolate?

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You know, because Cupid is the perfect matchmaker.

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Because your crush stole it!

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Sweet, not creepy.

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Oh dear...

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And then you can watch the movie together on your date!

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Which line is your favorite? Are you going to try any of these? Tell us in the comments below!
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  • Scott Pilgrim♪

    Stephen Jerzak said this. It’s in his song “Cute”
    I’m a HUGE fan of his. That song is just full of pick up lines in every line