Reader Hookup Confession: Ramen Noodles Ruined Our Hookup

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I’m in college, and the R.A. on my dorm room floor keeps a cardboard box with condoms it in attached to the wall by his door in the hallway. The box is just above eye level for me. One night, I was going on a date with a guy I was really excited about. I knew we were going to hook up, so right before the date, I slyly grabbed a rubber out of the box as I was walking down and the hall and quickly put it in my pocket.

Fast forward to the end of the night, when we were alone in my room and the big moment had arrived. We were naked under the sheets in the dark, and I reached into my pants pocket for the condom. I opened it under the sheets. All of the sudden, there was powder all over my fingers and it smelled like chicken. Confused, we turned the light on. As it turns out, I had grabbed a Ramen noodle flavor packet instead of a condom. Someone must have thought it would be funny to stick them in the box. I didn’t have sex that night.

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