Last week, I showed you guys TV characters who, while attractive, would make terrible boyfriends in real life. Now it’s time to look at really hot male movie characters who would also be the worst at relationships if you were actually dating them. Not only is it fun to think about what it would really be like dating these dudes, but it’s also a nice reminder that looks most certainly aren’t everything.
Most of these guys seem heroic, wonderful, funny, and basically amazing. But really think about it – do you want to date a superhero who constantly has to have the weight of the world on his shoulders? Do you REALLY think it would be fun to date someone who’s attractive but also a total jerk? Nope. Here are 10 male movie characters who would actually be the worst boyfriends ever:
Harry Potterholyshitnuggets: Harry Potter would probably be a handful, knowing he was the Chosen One and all... Sure, Harry is the best. But would you really be prepared to take on all his baggage?
R from Warm Bodieszoeche: R from Warm Bodies, because he would smell like a rotting corpse. Plus, the whole thirst for brains thing kinda puts a damper on any blooming romance. Yes. A zombie would definitely make an odd boyfriend.
Captain Jack Sparrow from Pirates Of The CaribbeanEscaides: Captain Jack Sparrow. Like, he's a pirate. He probably smells bad. Also, he's a lying, manipulative thief. Not exactly boyfriend material.
Sirius Black from Harry PotterLuxAgaetes: Sirius Black. He'd be all, "James Potter this" and "Prongs did this brilliant spell", to the point where I'd be like, "Um Sirius, do you have anything you wanna tell me? If you're in love with your best mate, it's gonna be alright." I never thought of Sirius this way before!
Gaston from Beauty and The BeastCygnus_X: Gaston from Beauty and the Beast. The actor that plays him in Disneyworld is actually quite hilarious, but I imagine the bit would get old pretty quickly it it were real. Also, I mean, he basically tried to force himself on Belle.
Tony Stark from Iron Mananumati: Tony Stark. Just look at all the stuff that happens to Pepper. And that's not even mentioning things like stuff you left at his house getting blown up, media attention, being ditched for robots, etc. Dating Tony Stark comes with WAY too much risk.
Loki from Thor and The Avengerspurple_wolverine: Loki. He's is super attractive (as is Tom Hiddleston in general), has a nice British accent, super smart and cunning, and pretty even temper compared to Thor. But, you know, the killing people and wanting to be the merciless ruler of the world thing... Also he thinks of humans as ants so he probably would never want to date you anyways. Yeah, Loki is a little too, um... violent.
Jason Bourne from The Bourne Identitylooseleafliesoflow: Jason Bourne. He's very sexy, but if you date him you will probably die, and he's super bossy. Ugh, who wants to worry about their life every time they try to go on a simple date?
Han Solo from Star Warspukeprincess: Han Solo. What's hotter than a space cowboy bad boy? But in all honesty he's probably pretty flighty. More like a one and done kinda guy. I've never seen Star Wars, so I'll take her word for it.
Indiana JonesAmittyIsleSwimChamp: Indiana Jones. So handsome but so unreliable. Like, I get that you have important things to do, but can't you call me back?
Which of these do you agree with? Which do you disagree with? Who did we forget? Tell me in the comments!