12 Holiday Pickup Lines You Should Totally Use On Your Crush

I went to a tacky Christmas party this weekend, which happens to be my favorite type of holiday party. Except I don’t exactly ~do~ tacky so I still looked cute and wore pajamas with a Santa hat. There were some exceptionally festive sweaters that I was pretty jealous of, though, I must say. Anyway, somehow the topic of holiday pickup lines came up in conversation, and I obviously had to write about it.

Y’all know I don’t particularly love the idea of “real” pickup lines, but if someone was bold enough to use one that made me laugh, I’d be okay with it. (Clearly if anyone used a Harry Potter pickup line on me, I’d melt.) So if you’re looking for a way to break the ice with your crush, try one of these funny holiday pickup lines and see what happens:


Yeah you would.

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LOL.

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The naughty list is way more fun.

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A great compliment, honestly.

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Cute if you don't think about it too long...

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I can't.

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Totally not creepy.

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You know what that means 😉

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Dawwww

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Sexual innuendo aside, stocking stuffers are some of the best presents so...

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And would you care to show me where it is and stand under it? Thanks.

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Oh snap.

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Are you going to try any of these? What’s your favorite? What other holiday pickup lines can you think of? Tell us in the comments below!
 
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