I love Christmas movies so much that I even watch them when it’s not the holidays. I can’t get enough of them! There are so many great characters, especially the animals. Now, I know it’s weird to talk about ~dating~ animals, and we are totally against beastiality here so don’t get the wrong idea. It is not okay to date animals IRL. But you know Simba would be a good BF so today we’re figuring out which Christmas movie animal character would best to date:
10. The Abominable Snowman from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
The Abominable Snowman would be great for snuggling and keeping you warm, except that he’d probably try to murder you in a fit of rage. So… hard pass.
9. Dasher from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Whenever Dasher is personified in movies, he comes off as a huge dbag. Like, all you care about is your son making Santa’s sleigh-team? How about loving your kid despite his annoying red nose, which actually turned out to be really useful? Bye, Dasher.
8. Comet from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Comet is also a popularly personified reindeer who doesn’t have the best reputation. He’s pretty rude, which is not a good quality in any boyfriend, reindeer or not.
7. Arctic Puffin from Elf
Arctic Puffin couldn’t even take the time to realize that something was wrong and Buddy was going through some serious stuff like trying to find his real father! So not attentive. Not now, Arctic Puffin!
5. Rudolph from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Rudolph is a total sweetheart once you get past his shy exterior. He’s nice, adorable, and reliable. Not to bring up the nose, but it would get annoying at night.
4. Clarice from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
Clarice is a little deer angel from above! She’s precious and kind. Definitely girlfriend material, which is why Rudolph loves her so much.
3. Zero from The Nightmare Before Christmas
OMG Zero is so great. He’s loyal and will comfort you whenever you need him to. He’ll even be there for your friends!
2. Max from How the Grinch Stole Christmas
No matter how obnoxious you are or how much you fight, Max will always be there for you. He’ll even be there when you treat him like dirt, which you obviously wouldn’t because look at that face.
1. Mr. Narwhal from Elf
Mr. Narwhal would be the best boyfriend, of course. He’s concerned about your well-being. He always makes sure to say goodbye before you leave. He wishes you luck on important things and always wants to hang out with you. Also, he’s a Narwhal, which is the coolest.
What do you think? Which Christmas animal character would be the best partner? Tell us in the comments below!
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