Reader Hookup Confession: I Queefed… A Lot

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When it comes to sex, my boyfriend is very caring and mature. We’re both clumsy sometimes, and over-the-top passionate most of the time. He always keeps it cool and communicates with me really well… and I’m not always the same way.

One night, we were having sex, when something happened that had never happened before. I don’t know what was going on with my body, but I started to queef. I know it’s nothing to be ashamed of. I know my body well, and I know it’s only air getting out of my vagina. I get what’s going on. But that doesn’t make the sounds any less ridiculous!

It started gently – I queefed so quietly that it didn’t even seem like my boyfriend heard anything. Then it happened again, but louder. And again, but even louder. Suddenly, it was happening loudly with each move we made. Each time, I laughed. At first, I was just giggling. But then it got so crazy that I became hysterical. I was laughing so hard that I had to stop what we were doing. The sound was too funny to even stay focused on having sex!

My boyfriend, as composed as he always is, laughed a little too, kissed my forehead, and waited for me to catch my breath. I apologized for being childish, and we eventually finished up. I don’t think either of us will forget that moment.

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