10 Movies That Gave You The Wrong Idea About Sex

I love watching movies. They’re a great way to escape reality for a little while and put us into the minds and lives of the characters on the screen. I especially love movies with epic romances. There is something that just makes you feel good when you see two people fall in love, or beat the odds and fight for each other (Wow, I think I might cry writing this). There are thousands upon thousands of romance movies out there, but the one thing that they all have in common, besides falling in love, is an epic sex scene.

While these are great to watch and even envision yourself in, they aren’t real! So many movies completely fabricate what actually goes on while having sex. I mean think about it, how many times have you thought how hot it would be to have sex in the shower or in a super random place, only for reality to hit you in the face? Do these moments ever depict what sex is actually like? Short answer: No! Here are 10 movies that gave you the completely wrong idea about sex.

The Notebook

Guys would need to have worked out from birth to have the arms that this super long sex scene requires. There are very few guys that can carry a girl that far and then be ready for a super long sex session all over the house.

 

Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2

I’m sorry, but no two virgins in the history of time could have broken a bed like that. You may loosen a spring or shift the planks of an IKEA bed, but fully shattered on the floor? Not real.

 

Nick and Nora’s Infinite Playlist

While I applaud the filmmakers for their portrayal of some of the cute, quiet moments that make having sex with someone you really like super special, no one orgasms within three seconds of having sex.

 

Crazy, Stupid, Love

Okay this scene is pure movie goodness! But realistically, no one can lift someone that’s running at them over their heads and then fall into bed to have super passionate sex. But I guess that’s why they call it a movie, right?

 

Spring Breakers

Threesomes are a very complicated act. There are three different bodies that have to be synced with each other in order for anyone to find any type of pleasure. Add in the water element, and this scene is near impossible.

 

Cruel Intentions 

I LOVE this movie, but the super hot sex scene where everything is perfectly breathless, slow, and beautiful doesn’t really happen. Especially your first time.

 

Center Stage

Being offered snacks after the deed is pretty rare. If you’re expecting something to eat, you might want to pack a lunch.

 

8 Mile

Guys, sex against a pole, in an abandoned factory, is not okay! There is way too many safety hazards to consider.

 

Forgetting Sarah Marshall

Those positions are almost impossible! Both partners would need amazing strength and flexibility.

 

40 Days and 40 Nights

A flower is super romantic gesture, but no one is moaning like that because of a plant.

 

Sex in general is more like this….

What other movies lie about sex? Any of the movies above one of your favorites? Let us know in the comments below! 

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  • viola-mae

    Um… Edward was a vampire? That’s how he broke the bed :’D