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This awkward story is about when I lost my virginity. Things were going great at first. The making out was great, the foreplay was great, and my boyfriend was so great. Then things got weird. He took my underwear off to go down on me, and for some reason, my stomach muscles started doing crazy things, and I farted. It was really quiet, so I thought maybe he didn’t hear it and he kept going anyway.
A little further into things, he came back up and we started messing around even more, when I farted again… but this time, it was REALLY loud. And I mean really loud. To make matters worse, he tried to cover for me by looking around confused and saying, “WTF was that? Was that a door?” Needless to say, it was incredibly embarrassing. We’re still together two years later, but we’ve never spoken about it since.
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