10 Weird Yahoo Answers Questions About Lube

Lube is pretty damn helpful in sexy situations. Yeah, let’s not beat around the bush about this (no pun intended) and just acknowledge this lovely little fact. Chaffing happens and, honestly, sometimes people with vaginas can’t as stimulated down there as they’d like. That’s why lube exists, folks. Take it or leave it.

Unfortunately, some people are so desperate for assistance down there that they will use anything as a replacement for lube. Fun fact: If you need lube, get some real lube, not household replacements. Nobody had the guts to say that to these 10 people who took to Yahoo Answers to find out if that packet of soy sauce or toothpaste could work as lube. Yikes.


1) For a minty clean…penis.

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2) Just say no.

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3) Lube, now with extra cholesterol! 

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4) Fun for all ages!

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5) Do you want an infection?

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6) This has to be a troll.

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7) Desperate times call for toxic measures.

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8) …Unhealthy is an understatement.

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9) Your bedroom isn’t a cocktail bar.

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10) Sounds…savory.

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What’s the weirdest thing you can imagine using as lube? Have you ever used a household item as lube? Tell us in the comments!

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  • Foreverawesome

    What is the gif from #10 from? Just curious…