10 Ridiculous Yahoo Answers Questions About Pregnancy Scares

We all know that mistakes happen in life, but some are a lot scarier than others. For example: Sex mistakes that lead to pregnancy scares. Honestly, it happens more often than you think, even to the safest and smartest of us. Pregnancy scares don’t discriminate, y’all!

But while it’s fair to understand a pregnancy scare after a broken condom, it’s a little more perplexing to understand a pregnancy scare after kissing someone. Yes, a pregnancy scare after kissing someone. Ugh, we really need better sex ed in our schools. If you don’t agree with me now you’ll definitely agree after reading these 10 ridiculous Yahoo Answers questions about pregnancy scares.

 

1. Healthy eating taken to a new, terrifying level.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 1

carrot

 

2. Let’s learn about menstruation again, shall we?

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 5

 

golden girls pregnant

 

3. Stop.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 9

lucy liu youre just an idiot

 

4. I don’t even want to know.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 6

workaholics-nope

 

5. Nightmare fuel.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 3

susie rugrats blink unimpressed

 

6. NOT THE BANANAS!

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 2

skins alo banana

 

7. Where are all the secret whale-human hybrids?

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 8

rocky beach hug

 

8. Your mom is a liar.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 10

cry baby ksis

 

9. Just curious.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 4

scaredelle

 

10. Yeah, I don’t remember this part of Harry Potter.

yahoo answers questions pregnancy scare 11

HARRY OOOOOH

 

What’s the most ridiculous pregnancy question you’ve ever heard? Did you used to believe a pregnancy myth? Tell us in the comments!
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  • Alicia

    The first one is actually a valid question, though the way it was worded makes her seem like an idiot. I believe she knows exactly how that carrot got inside of her and she just doesn’t want people to know how kinky she and her boyfriend are.
    But that’s besides the point, if the carrot had semen on it when it was inserted into her then she can get pregnant. Of course it’s not the carrot getting her pregnant, it’s her boyfriend’s sperm that’ll get her pregnant. She should have asked, “Can you get pregnant if you use a *toy* with sperm on it?”
    It’s still an unintelligent question but it’s better than what she asked.

  • Shonicss4

    1: I think she meant his semen, aka “his you know what”, got on the carrot and then the carrot was put inside her. I could be wrong.

  • InsertNmae

    1: If sperm gets on the carrot then it goes in the vagina there is a small tiny chane you could get pregnant.

  • Kayla

    I went to a Christian school and when I was in 8th grade I had a friend in 6th grade and they were studying Greek mythology and they were talking about how Zeus got some girl that wasn’t his wife pregnant and so this girl (daughter of a pastor and a teacher there) asked how they could have a baby if they weren’t married. Also my mom was her teacher the year before and my mom had me before she was married.

  • Kat

    If you’re going by American horror story, a ghost can get you pregnant 😛

  • Wolfy

    So this is the weirdest post ever but the one about bananas that’s stupid her friend is playing a trick on you

  • Ken

    The stupidest one I have heard was “if you have twins will it take 18 months till birth or 9 months??

  • Ken

    The stupidest one I have heard was “if you have twins will it take 18 months till birth or 9 months??

  • Anonymous

    I will never swim in the ocean again…

  • Cassidy Lieb

    #9 can only happen in the first season of American Horror Story

  • Well obviously

    The first one is legitimate if you just read it. If some of his semen got on a carrot and then the carrot was stuck inside her, I don’t see why some of the semen couldn’t somehow make it’s way to her uterus.

  • lol

    lol

  • Jamie

    When I was a kid my older brother told me that if a girl and a boy go swimming together then the girl will get pregnant and have to have a baby… So for almost 2 years I refused to go swimming if ANY boys were in the water.

  • Vimer

    That Harry Potter GIF! Hahaha

  • Someone

    Some of them are actually really sad! What kind of parent misinform their child by telling them they can get pregnant by kissing! And the poor girl who’s friend told her she can get pregnant from kissing because DNA travels through the mouth! She might have been misinformed by her parents too!

  • cancer of society

    what is this, are people really this unintelligent? cringe worthy material right here

  • The traveler

    10: Er, she might’ve meant Nymphadora Lupin nee Tonks. I seriously can’t think of another explanation.

    • Le Unicorn

      Uh.. or the friend is an incredible troll.

    • Oh noes smut everywhere!!

      Fanfiction!!!!

    • Shayne

      That’s probably it, since Lupin and Tonks DO have a baby… although I don’t know why she said Lupin lol