It’s no secret that Beyonce fans are some of the most devoted celeb fandoms out there, right up there with Beliebers and Directioners. If you try to tell a Beyonce fan that Bey doesn’t deserve all of the attention and fame she gets, they will probably threaten your life – or at least give you a seriously compelling argument on why she’s the best thing to happen to Hollywood since the beginning of time.
So it’s no surprise that there are some Beyonce items out there on the interwebs that are pretty crazy… on Etsy in particular. And I have no doubt in my mind that people are actually buying this stuff. I love me some Beyonce, but I am definitely not as big of a fan as most people I know, so this stuff really blows my mind. Still, I can’t ignore Queen Bey’s birthday. She is truly a fabulous role model, and her live performances make me very happy. Here are 15 of the weirdest, craziest Beyonce items you can buy on Etsy, in honor of her birthday today.
1. Beyonce and Jay Z On The Run Comforter
Well.. if you have these two on your comforter, you must really love them.
2. Beyonce Devotional Candle
So… this is Beyonce as a saint.
3. Beyonce Barbie Earrings
These are earrings made with decapitated Beyonce Barbie heads. So, they’re creepy.
4. Beyonce With Antlers print
Because obviously you need a print of Beyonce with antlers.
5. I Wanna Beyonce Beanie
6. Beyhanna T-Shirt
But… that’s just Rihanna.
7. Our Lady Beyonce Print
Here is Beyonce as the Virgin Mary… and
Drake Blue Ivy as Baby Jesus?
8. Beyonce Watercolor Shirt
So… something feels off here. Like maybe her skin color?
9. Yonce Wall Hanging
Here is a lovely embroidery for your grandma.
10. Beyonce Hoop
This feels vaguely stalkerish…
These are giant marshmallows that say Beyonce. I mean, I’d eat them.
12. Beyonce Mouse Ears
In case you wanted Beyonce mouse ears, they exist.
13. Saint Beyonce Candle
14. Beyonce Bow
If you wanted Beyonce in your hair…
15. Jelly Knife
This… okay, this is actually amazing.
Which of these Beyonce items do you think is the most ridiculous? Which would you actually buy? Tell me in the comments!