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I’m in college, so I live in a dorm with a roommate. One night, I was hanging out with this guy I had been crushing on for a while. We had been hooking up for a few weeks, and I really wanted to do it again that night. The only problem? I knew my roommate was in our room already, and our only dorm room is “No boom boom when someone else is in the room room.”
Well, we decided to check it out anyway. She was sleeping and snoring in bed, and we really wanted to, uh, ya know. So we decided to do it very quietly so that we wouldn’t wake her up. We thought we got away with it, but then she started crying in her sleep from a bad dream. I started to say her name to wake her up and snap her out of her nightmare. All of the sudden, her boyfriend said, “It’s okay, I got her…”
We were both immediately freaked out because we had no idea that he was in there! It was so humiliating. The next day, I asked him if he had been awake all night before the nightmare incident. He aid, “Oh, don’t worry, I bet you’re better when you’re sober, too.” I was taken aback by that until I remembered that while going down on my guy, I had said, “I promise I’m better when I’m sober.” In other words? My roommate’s boyfriend was awake for it all!
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