Plankton was my favorite character on Spongebob Squarepants for a few reasons: he had a great voice, he was hilarious and he never gave up on his dreams. Those are some pretty great qualities despite the fact that he was totally evil and diabolical.
Even though Plankton wanted to take over the world, he still had a lil’ heart in there somewhere. He was very misunderstood and very sensitive. He just had a lot of feelings, okay?! Anyway, I never thought we’d be taking dating advice from some sort of sea amoeba, yet here we are.
Click through to learn some valuable sex, hookup and dating tips from Plankton!