We’re halfway through the summer already, which is pretty terrifying when you think about it. Where the hell did it go? Wasn’t it just yesterday when we were welcoming the start of warm weather after a brutal winter? Have you achieved half of your summer bucket list? Does your goal include snagging yourself a summer fling?
Well…have you done it yet? If so, congrats. If not, OMG your summer is officially ruined. Just kidding, but if you want some oh so helpful tips on finally snagging that summer fling, check out this edition of Lazy Girl’s Guide. Here are 10 ways to get your summertime boo in no time.
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Work At A Summer Camp
Look, you won't have to give a damn about the actual campers. You're here to get booed up, not help little kids with boo boos.
Go To School
It'll be crawling with people...so many people...hang out at school...in the summertime. Babe central.
Photo source: Ned's Declassified School Survival Guide/Nickelodeon
Go To Concerts And Become A Groupie
Sure, you'll be broke after spending all of your money on concerts, most of which will yield absolutely zero fling results, but hey...you've got to start somewhere.
Photo source: Teen Witch
Start A Mass Search
Anyone who calls in to help is BAE material so cling on to them as quickly as you can.
Go To The Local Ice Cream Shop
Eat ice cream seductively at patrons and employees until one of them starts hitting on you. Don't take it personally if most of the people you encounter stay as far away from you as possible, however.
Cry A Lot In Public
Cross your fingers and hope that a hottie consoles you. That probably won't be the case but hey, a girl can dream.
Photo source: Keeping Up With The Kardashians
Pull A Beyonce At The Beach
Sing Beyonce songs at beach goers. Make sure you crawl around as you belt your sultry tunes, ladies. You'll bag a boy in no time.
Photo source: YouTube
Pretend To Drown And Hope That A Babely Lifeguard 'Saves' You
Do this after you've Beyonce'd, by the way. Maybe your chances will be higher.
Photo source: Baywatch
Get A Dog So You Can Find Cuties
This is incredibly practical advice. You should absolutley take it.
Make Up Your Summer Fling Entirely
Create your dream boy or dream girl and make everyone jealous. Easy peasy.