There’s a moment of curiosity that occurs whenever you glaze over the cover of women’s magazines and see a bunch of blaring headlines that say “BEST SEX POSITIONS EVER” and “THESE 32784E28 MOVES WILL BLOW HIS MIND” and “BECOME A SEX GODDESS WITH THESE ORAL SEX TIPS.” If you’re anything like me, you’ll sneer at them but maintain a healthy level of curiosity. What is that one sex position that could put my incredibly hetero–because lesbians and other queer women don’t exist in the lady mag universe apparently–love life on another level of amazing? Well, if you actually check out those tips, some of the moves that they suggest are, well, interesting. And by interesting I mean you could probably break your neck.
But what if you had no choice but to try some seriously ridiculous sex moves? Which positions would you choose? Find out by taking our Would You Rather poll. You might be surprised by your decisions…or horrified. One or the other. Perhaps both. Yes, probably both.
Okay, which of these positions sound pretty fun to you? Which sound like they would land you in the emergency room? Tell us in the comments!