Reader Hookup Confession: My Boyfriend Was Hard In Front Of My Mom!

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Okay, let the awkwardness begin. One day, my boyfriend and I stayed after school so that we could spend a little extra time together. I was going out of town, and we wanted to be kind of alone, but that’s hard in our houses, so we figured we might be able to find a secluded spot in the school when no one was around. So, I called my mom and told her to pick me up at school around 4.

We walked around the school until we found an empty classroom that we decided to chill in. Things started to get very hot very quickly. We were rubbing, touching, kissing, etc… just basically having a good time. Before we know it, my mom called me to tell me she was outside. My boyfriend walked me to my car and I noticed that, for some reason, he was walking weirdly. Well, when he started to talk to my mom, I noticed that he was hard! It was the first time they had ever met, so I was praying she didn’t notice.

Once I got in the car and we started to drive off, my mom goes, “Either he’s on brick or his pants are entirely too tight. Now, that is not how a mother wants her first impression of her daughter’s boyfriend to be remembered.” I was so embarrassed and of course I had to tell him. Later, my mom told me she wanted to meet him again the right way. He’s willing to, but I know the three of us will be laughing awkwardly about this for a looooong time.

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  • Amy

    LOL, my mom would bluntly and frankly question us about what we were doing on the spot if she saw my BF hard.(If I could actually get one):At least you know now that your mom’s kinda cool with it and won’t freak out(:!!!!!(:

  • Shai

    Well, Stacy, I’m not quite sure what you were expecting.