10 Ways To Tell That You’re Basically The Worst

Some people are jerks. Some people are mean. Some people are spoiled and bratty. Those kinds of people are pretty bad. But they’re not the worst. No, being the worst is much more. Obviously, no one wants to be the worst. That’s a pretty awful title to have, however some people don’t know they are the worst.

You can avoid being the worst by making sure you don’t do awful things. Being racist or Justin Bieber (or both) means you’re the worst, but there are a lot of other little things that can also give you that title. Here are 10 signs you might be the worst:

1. You cut in line.

Did you not see the ten people standing neatly behind each other?

2. You call people and don’t answer when they call you right back.

How did you lose your phone in the five seconds it took me to call you back?

3. You start a text and don’t finish it so you leave the dots.

WHY?!

4. You stop in the middle of the sidewalk.

People WILL run into you. Whatever, you’ll probably act like it’s their fault instead of yours anyway.

5. You give backhanded compliments.

Like, just don’t even say anything.

6. You abbreviate dumb words.

Please stop saying “Instie,” thanks.

7. You have no idea how to use hashtags.

#whyareyouhashtaggingfullsentencesomgstop

8. You give people advice when they don’t ask for it.

Oh, that’s what you think I should do? COOL.

9. When someone offers gum and it’s their last piece, you take it.

OMG YOU ALWAYS LET SOMEONE HAVE THEIR LAST PIECE OF GUM EVEN IF THEY OFFERED IT TO YOU.

10. You wear a bucket hat.

You’re awful, bye.
 
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  • Amber

    And what exactly is wrong with bucket hats? You’re rude for that last comment..

    • Caitlin Corsetti

      Mmm, no. Bucket hats are the worst.

      • bb

        If someone wants to wear one it doesn’t make them ‘the worst’

        • Ally

          I’m sorry but you chose a Mets bucket hat. You weren’t offending the Mets just bucket hats,right?

  • rere

    i found this more funny than true

    • Caitlin Corsetti

      That’s what I was going for :)