If you’re anything like me, you’re loving the World Cup right now. And by loving, I mean yelling at the TV, hating the refs, and swooning at some of the players. Yeah, that’s how you do World Cup right. Along with all of the news of who won, who lost, and who got injured, there’s some other World Cup news of the sexier variety. A company in Brazil is distributing World Cup themed condoms. Yes, World Cup themed condoms.
The good news is that they’re being sold in partnership with a safe-sex nonprofit called DKT International, and the hope is that they will encourage the folks attending the World Cup to stay safe in the sack after a raucous day of sporty activity. So that’s cool, right? It almost makes up for the condom looking ridiculous. You’ll see what I mean when you check it out along with some others in this roundup of weird themed condoms. And by weird we mean weird.
Bacon CondomsThese condoms not only look like bacon but they're also lubricated with bacon lube. I didn't even know that that existed and I'm not sure what I think about that either. Source:Baconsalt.com
Condometric CondomsI never got the hang of the metric system, but I'm not this desperate to understand it on an intimate level. Source: Thewondrous.com
'Get Lucky' CondomsI mean, it was bound to happen. Source:HuffingtonPost
Gow In The Dark CondomsIs it sexy times or a rave? Blast Sandstorm and you literally won't be able to tell the difference. Source: Odee.com
Pope Benedict XVI CondomsPerfect for Catholic guilt at a moment of weakness? I guess this is a good way to either abstain from sex or defy your religion. Source: Gawker
KISS CondomsProbably one of the most disturbing of the lot because of that awful tongue. If you're ever hooking up with a KISS fan, make sure they don't have this on their person. Source: HuffingtonPost
Novelty Animal Shaped CondomsThese are sold for novelty purposes only, but you know that someone totally rolled up to their BF/GF's place with a dinosaur hanging off of their privates. Source: WillyWardrobe.com
President Obama CondomsNothing goes better with sex than a political debate. Hey, at least these Obama condoms are sexier than, I don't know, the economy? Source: SayItWithACondom.com
Prince William And Kate Middleton Royal Wedding CondomsAs someone who was in London during the Royal Wedding, the existence of these condoms doesn't surprise me. Folks were selling literally anything and everything with Prince William and Kate Middleton's face on it. Still, who wants to think about these two when they're getting busy? Unless Will's receding hairline is a turn on, that is... Source:CrownJewelscondoms.com
Whisky CondomsI...I just don't know. Source: Thewondrous.com
Tuxedo CondomsWho said that dicks can't look dapper? Source: Thewondrous.com
2014 Would Cup CondomsOkay, I get that this is a great way to inspire everyone to see the importance of safe sex, but can we talk about how this would make someone's penis look like a ripening banana? Source: Jezebel/Twitter
My Face CondomsImagine that you're about to get down and dirty with someone and they whip out a condom with their face printed on the package. Just imagine. What would you do in that situation? Laugh? Cry? Run away? All of the above? Yeah, all of the above sounds good. Source: MyFaceCondoms
Okay, which of these is the weirdest? Which would you actually have fun using? Tell us in the comments!\