There are plenty of ways to spice up your sex life, and one of those ways is to try out new positions. The same stuff can get pretty boring after a while so it’s fun to switch things up. Plus, different positions give you different pleasure, and that’s always good.
The thing about sex though is that it’s supposed to be fun, not dangerous. You shouldn’t have to be an Olympian to get busy, but some sex positions make you feel that way. If I wake up the next morning with a pulled muscle, I won’t be happy. That’s why it’s important to avoid weird and dangerous positions that could potentially harm you.
The Head Game
OoOoOoh! I love a good head rush during sex! Not only does this look like it could break your neck, but I feel like it could also make you pass out. No thanks.
The Speed Bump
Why, yes, I'd love for you to climb on my back and crush me with your weight. Sounds lovely.
The Passion Propellor
LOL OMG. This move literally says that the guy should SPIN AROUND 360 degrees while inside of you. Are you serious? Is this a joke? Also, penises don't really go that way...
The Hit The Spot
WTF? I don't think my body bends quite like that, but maybe I need to do more yoga.
The Randy Raft
I can't even deal with this. I can barely sit on a pool raft on my own without falling over.
The Carpet Burn
Yeah because something called "The Carpet Burn" sounds real fun.
The Lap Dance
Sit on a chair and have sex, fine. That's great! But why throw your legs in the air at the same time? This sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I don't care how strong you are, you cannot hold yourself up for that long while also having sex. THIS IS SO MUCH EFFORT.
I'd be concentrating more on not throwing my back out than having a good time, to be honest.
The Butter Churner
What do you think about these positions? Have you tried them? Would you? Tell us in the comments!