20 Inappropriate And Funny Father’s Day Cards From Etsy

Father’s Day is right around the corner, so you know what that means: it’s time to pick out an amazing card for your dad. Even if you’re not getting him a gift, a card is always a nice sentiment that, with the right message, will probably make him feel really special. So, uh, you might want to stay away from these Etsy picks (unless your dad has a really great sense of humor).

To be honest with you guys, a lot of these Father’s Day cards are more inappropriate than funny. In fact, some of them are just straight up uncomfortable. And then there are a few that are just weird and funny, you know? Leave it to Etsy artists to come up with some seriously unique cards for a holiday about dads. Here are 20 inappropriate and funny Father’s Day cards from Etsy that you need to look at right now:

 

1. This one that is just… kind of awkward. 

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2. This one that is really uncomfortable and unnecessary. 

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3. This one that was has WAY too many references to your dad’s genitals. 

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4. This one that just doesn’t need to be so crass because this is your parents we’re talking about, dude. 

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5. This one that your dad will NOT understand unless he is fluent in Tumblr Internet humor, which he probably is not. But the rest of us can enjoy it!

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6. This one that basically says if you don’t have a dad, you’ll be a hooker, which is not cool. 

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7. This one that really doesn’t make sense unless it’s referencing some sort of domestic violence, which isn’t funny, so I don’t get it?

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8. This one that is like, LOL Dad, you’re not cool but you can pretend, it’s okay. 

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9. This one that is like… sperm. 

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10. This one that references your parents having sex, which is just awkward. 

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11. This one that is basically like, you suck but I appreciate that you try. 

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12. This one that is passive-aggressively like, thanks for the issues that sent me to therapy. 

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13. This one that is just rude because Lucius is not a good person. 

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14. This one that is just kind of uncomfortable. 

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15. Seriously, why are these considered funny?

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16. This one that makes absolutely no sense as a Father’s Day card.

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17. This one that is like, slut shaming, LOL. 

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18. This one that is about your dad’s testicles so… no thanks.

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19. This one that you can give to your dad if he sucks.

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20.  And this one that needs to go away because in what universe are rape jokes funny?

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Which of these Father’s Day cards is your favorite? Which do you think is the most inappropriate? Tell me in the comments!

 

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  • Brianna8675309

    The last one is 1000x worse than the ones about leaving your teenager in a basket or dropping them off in the woods, and worse than the sperm/balls/sex ones.

  • Brianna8675309

    Or maybe it could be interpreted as “i think a lot about you and would miss you if you werent here.”
    And james did try to fight off voldemort to save the rest of his family…. So in the muggle world, thats jumping in front if a train or taking a bullet for them.

  • Jynx

    Not cool with that last one…-_-

  • Penis sucker

    It sucks cause maybe these things happened to m–*cough* other people!!!

  • Aperson Observing

    It ruins it when you put something negative about the card.

  • Javier

    Funny images, but the text above them killed it

  • Joe

    Ok the captions on here ruin that funniness of the card in what universe are rape jokes funny cmon its a fukin card rape itself isnt funny but if u dont laugh about things that are fucking awful that u would never do and saying it with irony it makes it funny we been laughing at unplesent things for a long time the three stooges were three morons who hit eachother in the head and ppl ate that shit up everybodies just gotta learn to laugh at things a not wallow in that fact that its bad. I hate when ppl say “people that make rape jokes are going to be rapists themselves” its the stupidest thing ive ever heard and whoever said that first should be thrown off mounteverest while he is attached to a handglider by his dick

  • Syukys

    Yeah, maybe Lucius wasn’t a good person, but he was a great father.

  • Seroux

    Last one was fav the picture.. the way his shadow Is standing and how retarded the kid looks in bed…like thanks for not molesting meh

  • Brittany

    Oh wow. These are terrible. That last one though, god that’s bad.

  • Newbie_wannabe

    The commentaries to each one were both inappropriate and unnecessary. “This one is like that” also they weren’t funny, like the actual photos.

  • RobotK-9000

    I don’t understand why the comments above each card are so negative, these cards are great xD

    Well, okay, that last one WAS a bit overboard.

  • Aaron

    This author is one of the worst I’ve ever read. Talk about bias. Sure, a lot of these cards’ messages are unnecessary, but that’s the point of the cards. Some of them aren’t even that bad, but the author was too drunk on opinionated angst to realize that. Calm down and grow a sense of humor. Your opinions aren’t important just because you think you’re good at insulting.. What.. Card companies? Woah, big deal. What a jerk.

  • sam

    Some of these are classic and just right out there trolllllls

  • Noah

    I bet at least some of these were okay if you had seen the inside of them.

  • scity

    yo

  • ihatethisposter

    God I hate the person that wrote this post. Cry me a fucking river loser.

  • FreeWilly

    The commenter is so fucking boring 🙁

  • Finally_Free

    Sure Lucius wasn’t a good person, but he and Draco had a lot in common and were very close. I think it’s a much better Potterhead father’s day card than say, “You’re the James to my Harry.” I.e., James is dead and wasn’t around for harry.

    • Moe

      Perhaps “You’re the Arthur to my Ginny, Ron, Fred/George, Percy, Charlie”?