Father’s Day is right around the corner, so you know what that means: it’s time to pick out an amazing card for your dad. Even if you’re not getting him a gift, a card is always a nice sentiment that, with the right message, will probably make him feel really special. So, uh, you might want to stay away from these Etsy picks (unless your dad has a really great sense of humor).
To be honest with you guys, a lot of these Father’s Day cards are more inappropriate than funny. In fact, some of them are just straight up uncomfortable. And then there are a few that are just weird and funny, you know? Leave it to Etsy artists to come up with some seriously unique cards for a holiday about dads. Here are 20 inappropriate and funny Father’s Day cards from Etsy that you need to look at right now:
1. This one that is just… kind of awkward.
2. This one that is really uncomfortable and unnecessary.
3. This one that was has WAY too many references to your dad’s genitals.
4. This one that just doesn’t need to be so crass because this is your parents we’re talking about, dude.
5. This one that your dad will NOT understand unless he is fluent in Tumblr Internet humor, which he probably is not. But the rest of us can enjoy it!
6. This one that basically says if you don’t have a dad, you’ll be a hooker, which is not cool.
7. This one that really doesn’t make sense unless it’s referencing some sort of domestic violence, which isn’t funny, so I don’t get it?
8. This one that is like, LOL Dad, you’re not cool but you can pretend, it’s okay.
9. This one that is like… sperm.
10. This one that references your parents having sex, which is just awkward.
11. This one that is basically like, you suck but I appreciate that you try.
12. This one that is passive-aggressively like, thanks for the issues that sent me to therapy.
13. This one that is just rude because Lucius is not a good person.
14. This one that is just kind of uncomfortable.
15. Seriously, why are these considered funny?
16. This one that makes absolutely no sense as a Father’s Day card.
17. This one that is like, slut shaming, LOL.
18. This one that is about your dad’s testicles so… no thanks.
19. This one that you can give to your dad if he sucks.
20. And this one that needs to go away because in what universe are rape jokes funny?
Which of these Father’s Day cards is your favorite? Which do you think is the most inappropriate? Tell me in the comments!