When I was younger, I spent an embarrassing amount of time wishing for bigger boobs. It seemed like every other woman in my family had a large bust – I was the only one wearing an A-cup! Never mind the fact that, at 14-years-old, I wasn’t even close to being finished growing. I wanted bigger boobs, and I wanted them immediately.
So, I prayed for them (literally. I prayed for them every night). I thought about plastic surgery I listened hopefully when friends told me about “ancient techniques” that really worked! Thankfully, though, I never tried any of the weird creams or pills out there that promised to give you larger boobs in a matter of days – they just always seemed too good to be true.
In the end, my boobs grew on their own. I was just a little bit of a late bloomer! Why did I just tell you all of that? Because, truthfully, there is no natural way to make your boobs bigger. They’ll either grow on their own, or they won’t… simple as that. There are a lot of crazy products out there that promise larger breasts right away, but they are all scams. I’ve seen a lot of you girls trading tips on how to make your breasts grow, but honestly – those don’t work either. So, to clear up any confusion, here are 10 things that will not make your boobs bigger. Ever. I promise.
Massaging Your BreastsEvery time we write anything about your making your boobs bigger, someone leaves a comment swearing that massaging your breasts make them grow. Unfortunately, ladies, this is not true. If all we had to do was massage our breasts a few times a day in order to make them grow in size, do you really think plastic surgery would be such a popular, expensive option? It doesn't matter if you massage them with a special lotion, olive oil, butter (I've heard of all of these things), or vinegar - it will not work. Source: ShutterStock
F-Cup CookiesFox News has discovered these unfortunate Japanese F-Cup Cookies. The company that makes these promises that by eating two cookies a day, your boobs will grow in size. One of the ingredients in the cookies is a plant extract that contains estrogen. While estrogen is known to make breasts larger, that still doesn't mean these cookies actually work. You most likely need more estrogen than what is in the cookies. And don't resort to taking estrogen just to make your boobs larger - you can seriously mess with your body and hormones that way.
Any Kind Of PillAdvertisements for breast-enhancing pills can be very convincing. However, they are also full of lies and false promises. Again, if it were this easy, would anyone really pay thousands of dollars for plastic surgery? While most of the fake breast-enhancing pills out there won't harm your body (although some can), they will drain your bank account. Please don't bother. Source
ExerciseA lot of people on the Internet say that if you want bigger boobs, you should exercise - specifically, you should do push-ups or other kinds of chest exercises. This will not make your boobs bigger. Exercising your chest makes the muscles there (your pecs) bigger, but that doesn't mean it's making your boobs bigger! Chest exercises may make your breasts appear more perky, and thus maybe larger, but it won't actually make them larger. Also, if you start exercising a lot, you will most likely start losing weight... which is the opposite of making your breasts bigger. Source: ShutterStock
Any Kind Of Breast CreamJust like breast enhancement pills, breast cream of any kind does not work. It is all a scam, a marketing ploy to get money out of innocent girls who just want a larger cup size. Please don't fall for it. You can put this on your boobs all day long, and they will not get bigger. They'll probably be nicely moisturized, though! Source
Papaya (Or Any Other Food)When researching this article, I saw a few people say that drinking papaya juice or eating papayas can make your boobs bigger. Articles like this one give lists of foods that will make your breasts grow. Guys. No. Yet again, if it were this simple, there would be no plastic surgery. Sure, these foods are all good for you, and they'll help keep you healthy. But I promise you that eating one papaya every day will not change your boobs. Source: ShutterStock
FenugreekA lot of people recommend fenugreek as a breast enhancing supplement because of what it is typically used for - fenugreek is an herb that can help with breast milk production. So, since it's sometimes used in that way, I guess some women assumed that it also makes your boobs grow. It does not. Despite the many claims you may have seen on the Internet about it, there are zero scientific studies about how fenugreek is a legitimate breast enhancer. Don't waste your money.
Heating PadsI just read a few tips that swear up and down that putting a heating pad against your breasts will make them grow. These tips say that the warmth from the heating pad stimulates growth. Noooooooo. I mean, do this if you're cold and you want to warm up your boobs (??), but otherwise, this will never work. Source: ShutterStock
Flax SeedLike I said before, there are no magic foods out there that make your boobs bigger. So please ignore all of the advice out there that says to up your flaxseed intake for bigger boobs. Here's what will happen if you eat a lot of flaxseed: you'll poop more. Seriously. That's it. Source: ShutterStock
Red Clover (Or Any Other Herb)I could write a book about all of the herbs people claim make your boobs bigger. But guess what? None of them work. Red clover is used for many different things (although there are no studies that say it definitely works), and while it may have some affect on certain things, it does not make your boobs bigger. There is no study out there that says that it does. Red clover will probably do nothing for you. Don't buy any herbs that promise breast growth. Seriously. I'm just trying to save you money.
Which of these things have you tried? Do you disagree with any of them? What did I forget? Tell me in the comments.