Summer’s coming up, so chances are you’ll try to find time for a beach getaway sometime soon. Whether that requires a long car ride or a simple stroll down the road, the beach can quickly become your home away from home. Other than sand showing up in awkward places, what’s not to love about the beach.
But there’s a way to make your beach days particularly momentous. What if you don’t want to be just another nobody on the beach? Well, there’s a way to go from simple beach goer to beach royalty…10 ways, in fact. Check out these amazing (read: ridiculous) tips on how to become the queen of the beach.
Rock A Seaweed DressSo haute couture. You'll get tons of compliments on your edgy look. Throw in some jellyfish for a glossy look and some washed up garbage for a political statement. Work it, girl! Source: MTV/Daria
Take Over The Lifeguard TowerMake some new rules. Boss some people around. Honestly, it's not like lifeguards even save people anyway? It's all about the look, right? Source: Baywatch/Photofest
Demand That Your Fellow Beach Bums Into Playing Beach Volleyball With YouNothing says sportsmanship like forcing strangers to play with you. Source: Shutterstock
Reinact Your Favorite Beach ScenesYou know how Beyonce is crawling around and singing in the video for Destiny's Child's "Survivor"? Yeah, do that. All over the beach. Belt those lyrics to strangers, dude. You'll definitely pass for Bey. Source: YouTube
Live In A SandcastleWhy go back home when you can just live in an amazingly intricate sand castle. I hear they're very sturdy. Source: Shutterstock
Go NudeBe a rebel, a trendsetter...a nudist. Sure, you might get arrested for indecent exposure but what's life without risk. Source: NPR
Talk To Sea CreaturesThose sand crabs have a lot to say. And you have a lot to say to those sand crabs. Source: Disney
Wear Some SandMix sand with your sunscreen for a really awesome "I-look-like-I-just-put-my-rubbed-my-face-with-sand" look. Very edgy. Very cool. Very painful if the sand gets in your eyes but whatever. Source: Friends/NBC
Become An Actual MermaidI mean, you might as well. The pros outweigh the cons. Sure, you'll probably get all pruned up and I'm not sure how you'll use the bathroom, but you'll have a really awesome flipper so... Source: Disney
Sing That 'Steppin' On The Beach' Tune From Spongebob Non-stopYou'll look like the coolest person on the beach, obviously. If you don't know what I'm talking about, watch this. Source: Spongebob Squarepants/Nickelodoen
Are you a fan of the beach or nah? What’s the one thing you love or hate about it? Tell us in the comments!