In case you’ve been feeling super old lately, this should make you feel even older: Mean Girls turns 10-years-old tomorrow. Yes, 10! One zero. A decade. One-tenth of a century. A long ass time.
Wasn’t it just yesterday that this movie’s fashion didn’t look totally outdated and jokes about wearing pink on Wednesdays weren’t super old? Wasn’t it just yesterday that Lindsay Lohan looked like she had a promising career ahead of her? (We’re still rooting for you, girl).
In honor of one of the best teen comedies of our generation, here are 16 of the best moments from Mean Girls.
1) “Boo, you whore.”
2) Unfriendly black hotties or reasonably-weirded-out black hotties?
I would give her this look, too, damn. Did living in Africa teach you absolutely zero home trainin’, Cady?
3) “It’s vintage!”
That skirt was actually pretty damn harmless, though. Wasn’t it just, you know, plaid or something?
4) Give it up, Gretchen.
We’ve all tried to make a phrase stick, haven’t we?
5) Glen Coco gettin’ that hook up.
And none for Gretchen Weiners. Okay, but really, I started to feel bad for ol’ Gretchen at this point.
Asking the tough questions.
7) A white African?
Important learning lesson: You can’t just ask people why they’re white.
8) Kevin G’s rap
Better than Macklemore.
9) Cool Mom(tm)
Nope. Nope, nope, nope. A Juicy sweatsuit does not a cool mom make.
10) The fertility vase!
Apparently that tribe actually makes fertility dolls, not vases, but shhh.
11) Keepin’ it real
High school is a jungle, okay?
12) That random girl and her feels
Okay, but seriously, how did she hear about this talk anyway?
13) Gretchen loses it
Next time I’m feeling aggressive, I’m going to just let it out on long gone conquerors. ATTILA THE HUN UGH!
14) Janice telling an uncomfortable truth
Harsh, but Cady needed to hear it. Also, I hope she returned that pink shirt to Damien.
15) Spring Fling gone rogue
This is the way that all school dances with silly crowning ceremonies should end.
16) And the most brilliant plot twist of all time:
Come on, you gasped, too.
Which amazing parts were neglected from this roundup? What scenes can you still quote perfectly to this day? Tell us in the comments!