10 Things That Only Thrifting Addicts Can Relate To

My love of thrift shopping started in high school and has, if anything, only gotten stronger over the years. I’ve made a lot of mistakes over the years–buying overpriced items, convincing myself that I’ll get a dress altered, etc–but I’ve learned from them and now I sort of feel like a thrift shop demi-god.

Yes. I have the power of finding fly clothes for a bargain. If that’s now a super power then I don’t know what is.

For all of you fellow thrift obsessed people out there, I’m pretty sure you can relate to these 10 things. Yeah, some are a little embarrassing but hey…it’s time for all of us to come clean.

 

1) You’re very aware of the fact that some of your finds make you look like a grandma.

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Whatever, grandma looks forever.

 

2) You see overpriced thrift crap on Etsy and you’re all…

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These schemes. These lies. Why is this marathon t-shirt from 1997 $35? Also, fun story: I once bought a sequin jacket at a random junk shop for $10. A few weeks later I found the exact same jacket on Etsy for $45! I just…

 

3) But you still browse it anyway

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You might find, like, two things that won’t break the bank. Might.

 

4) And you find out that that oh so rare shirt ain’t so rare because there are a billion people selling it on eBay for a fraction of the price.

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The power of Google is strong.

 

5) You convince yourself that you’re going to alter that amazing dress even though you know you’ll probably never do it.

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It’s a nice thought, okay?

 

6) You’re used to inviting your friends along with you even though they don’t understand why they don’t enjoy spending hours sifting through old, smelly, used clothes.

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Just say no to my invite instead of making me babysit you!

 

7) When you find something amazing but see that there’s a stain on it.

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My favorite game to play is Guess That Stain: Blood or chocolate?

 

8) But then you happen to find something designer for a super cheap price.

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Yas. Yas.

 

9) You realize that you reek of thrift shop smell when you first wear your new finds. But you don’t really care.

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A mix of grandpa, mothballs and a dank, musty basement. Mmmm, arousing.

 

10) Sure, you could get it dry cleaned ahead of time but who the hell has the patience when you wanna look real fly real quick?

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Not you.

 

And it goes without saying that this is your reaction whenever you talk about thrifting and someone mentions that Macklemore song:

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Just let me live! That joke is played out anyway.

What’s your thrifting weakness? Have you ever instantly regretted a purchase? Tell us in the comments!

 

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