10 Thoughts You’ll Have When You Walk In On Your Parents

It shouldn’t be a surprise that your parents have had sex. You exist, after all. But you don’t want to think about your parents having sex. You especially don’t want to see them having sex. However, sometimes bad things happen to good people, and you may end up walking in on your parents.

This has happened to a lot of you already, and I hope it never happens to the rest of you. I managed to go through life so far without walking in on mine, so there is hope you will escape that horror as well. Here are 10 thoughts you might have if you walk in on your parents having sex:

1. What are they–OH MY GOD!



Why didn’t they lock the door? Why?! I mean I know they’ve had sex before because obviously I’m here, but I don’t like think about them doing it now. OMG I can’t.


Anyone have one of those Men In Black mind-eraser things?

4. No. That did not just happen.

It didn’t. It just didn’t.

5. I think I’m going to vomit.

I really am going to be sick.

6. I literally can never look at my parents again.

If they think I’m having breakfast with them tomorrow, they thought WRONG.

7. Oh no. They probably want to talk about it.

No. Nope. Not happening.

8. I’m moving out.

Seriously, I’m outta here.

9. I have to tell someone.

I cannot be the only one who suffers from this.


Have you ever walked in on your parents? What thoughts did you have? Tell us in the comments!

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  • disqus_UF3bI7QUCu

    So disgusted because last night they had loud sex with the door open and my room is right next to theirs and everyone’s doors are always open unless they shut theirs… then you know they’re gonna have sex. But last night they came home from the bar. I was still up. My mom was drunk (I don’t think my stepdad was…) and it was sometime at 2AM they were goin’ at it and it was really, really disgusting. I hate it when they have sex cuz I don’t like my stepdad at all. He’s been in my life since I was 2 and I still can’t stand the guy. He doesn’t like me either and it’s obvious enough. Ugh! It just sickens me & my sister SO much. Oh. I’m 16.

  • Jodi

    Walked in on my my mum with her bf when I was younger but didn’t realise but in our new house, she has a new bed and it really creaks. Grim.

  • Jessica

    I heard my dad and his girlfriend having sex… I want you to know that they don’t have a door on their room and I was in the living room. I couldn’t go to my room without passing their room! Scared for life!!!

  • Sarah

    It was actually terrifying. And the worst part was that my older brother just told me what sex was, and I was like ten, and I was like “OH! Thats was he was talking about!” My parents heard me and it got very uncomfortable…

  • Morgana5953

    Poor Stewie.

  • Anna

    I WISH my parents would have sex, but they hate each other. But I get what you’re saying–I would never want to witness them in the act, either.