It shouldn’t be a surprise that your parents have had sex. You exist, after all. But you don’t want to think about your parents having sex. You especially don’t want to see them having sex. However, sometimes bad things happen to good people, and you may end up walking in on your parents.
This has happened to a lot of you already, and I hope it never happens to the rest of you. I managed to go through life so far without walking in on mine, so there is hope you will escape that horror as well. Here are 10 thoughts you might have if you walk in on your parents having sex:
1. What are they–OH MY GOD!
2. MY EYES!
Why didn’t they lock the door? Why?! I mean I know they’ve had sex before because obviously I’m here, but I don’t like think about them doing it now. OMG I can’t.
3. SOMEONE PLEASE GOUGE OUT MY EYES!
Anyone have one of those Men In Black mind-eraser things?
4. No. That did not just happen.
It didn’t. It just didn’t.
5. I think I’m going to vomit.
I really am going to be sick.
6. I literally can never look at my parents again.
If they think I’m having breakfast with them tomorrow, they thought WRONG.
7. Oh no. They probably want to talk about it.
No. Nope. Not happening.
8. I’m moving out.
Seriously, I’m outta here.
9. I have to tell someone.
I cannot be the only one who suffers from this.
10. HOW WILL I EVER SLEEP AGAIN?
OH RIGHT, I WON’T. THANKS MOM AND DAD.
Have you ever walked in on your parents? What thoughts did you have? Tell us in the comments!