There are some pretty bizarre laws in place all over the world. In Saudi Arabia, women aren’t allowed to drive. In Thailand it is illegal to step on the nation’s currency. The list goes on and on, but some of the most ridiculous laws are about sex. And of all of the nations on earth, the United States is full of some particularly absurd ones.
Here are 10 weird sex laws that will make you laugh out loud and lose faith in humanity.
Having Sex With Satan Requires A CondomIn Bakersfield, California, it is against the law to have sex with Satan without a condom. This is safe sex on a whole other level. We don't want some Rosemary's Baby situation on our hands, right? Source: Shutterstock
Don't Stock Up On Dildos!In Texas, it is considered an act of obscenity to be in possession of more than six sex toys like dildos. In Arizona, you can't have more than two! Apparently that lovely little arrangement of dildos on your bedside table encourages unlawful behavior. Source: Shutterstock
You Can Have Sex With Animals As Long As You Don't Pay 'EmAt least this is the case in Utah. Um, in all seriousness, don't have sex with animals. I mean, not only is it just straight up bizarre but they can't consent. Wow, I never thought I'd have to type that. Ever. Source: Shutterstock
Anti-Sodomy Laws Are Still In Place In Several StatesTo be fair, the Supreme Court struck down a Texas law that forbid same-sex sexual intercourse, which made anti-sodomy laws invalid in other states. But many states still haven't formally repealed their sodomy laws! Then again, this is a country that won't even let gay folks visit each other in the emergency room in most states. I guess it's a little too progressive to assume that they'd take these ridiculous laws off the books. Whoops, I'm acting like we're in the 21st century or something! Source: Shutterstock
You Can't Fire Your Gun In The Middle Of An Orgasm, Weirdos!In the town of Connorsville, Wisconsin, it is against the law for a man to shoot off his gun when his female partner has had an orgasm. Given how awful some dudes are at giving their GF's orgasms in the first place, I'm sure this law doesn't need to be enforced too heavily. Source: Shutterstock
You Can Have Sex With Live FishWell, if you're in Minnesota. I mean, I like sushi but this is ridiculous. Source: Shutterstock
You Can't Hook Up After A Game Of Pool, Ladies.This might be off the law books now, but it was once illegal for women to initiate sex in the vicinity of a pool hall. Honestly, I have no witty commentary for this one. How random. Source: Shutterstock
Reverse Cowgirl, Then?In Massachusetts, it is against the law for a woman to be on top during sexual intercourse with her man. So much for the sexual revolution. Missionary or GTFO. Source: Shutterstock
BONER!If you're a dude you better not get a boner in public if you live in Indiana. Aren't those things sort of, um, hard to prevent? Source: Shutterstock
Necrophilia Isn't Against Federal LawYeah, which means that it's only illegal on a state by state basis...which means that you could technically get busy with a zombie in about half of the states in this country. What a time to be alive. No pun intended. Okay, sort of intended. Source: Dawn Of The Dead
Do any of these laws seem reasonable to you? What other bizarre sex laws have you heard about? Tell us in the comments!