Reader Hookup Confession: I Peed On My Boyfriend… And In His Bed

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Okay, here’s my embarrassing story. About a month ago, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, which is also when I lost my virginity. It did not feel good to me at all, and so it took a while to try again. Well, a few weeks later, I went to his house to hang out. We were doing the stuff that we normally do: making out and foreplay. We ended up having sex, and it was better this time.

Afterwards, I was lying on top of him naked, and we were just joking around and talking and being cute. I really had to go to the bathroom, but we were being so cute and I didn’t want to get up, so I tried to ignore it. He made a funny face, and I started laughing. When I laughed, I felt a trickle on the inside of my thigh. I knew I had tinkled a little bit, and decided to just be honest.

I told him I had peed a little bit, but he shouldn’t freak out. He kind of freaked out anyway, said, “Ewww why?” and told me to hurry and get off the bed. He was so grossed out, and it made me laugh even harder. Annnnnd woosh. I straight up peed all over his bed. It’s really embarrassing whenever he brings it up, but it still makes me laugh.

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  • Alan Feather

    I think Peggy is probably right.

    Years ago I actually asked my wife to pee on me. She tried but couldn’t. A few months later we thought she had peed on my face while I was licking her pussy. Now, several years later during which my oral sex technique has improved a lot, she is now a full blown squirter. It tastes, looks and smells different to urine. As Peggy says, it is not like ammonia but altogether more pleasant.

    I have to say that for me at least, it’s a huge turn on. She absolutely soaks the bed even through several towels but we both love it.

  • Peggy

    I don’t think you peed on him. I think you are a squirter. As you might suspect, I am too. It is female ejaculation and lucky you because men go crazy for that. Google it and you will see. If it didn’t stink like amonia it was not urine.