While I hate the maintenance that comes with it (having to do my hair, ugh), I love showers. A long, hot shower is so relaxing – it feels great, it’s the perfect time to think, and I feel all shiny and clean afterwards. But while the shower is one of my favorite places to go to get a little clarity, I have to admit that I totally have secret singing sessions in there as well.
You’re bound to do some weird things in the shower yourself – secretly, of course. I mean, let’s get real. You’re alone in a little space, left to do whatever you want because no one is watching you. It’s the perfect opportunity to be silly. Reddit knows it too. I love this hilarious Ask Reddit thread on weird things people do in the shower… and you will do, because you’ve probably done half this stuff.
Come Up With Things To Say During Argumentschevyuk: Think up comebacks for arguments that haven't happened and are not likely to happen. edit: also how to resolve differences with people that don't exist. I ALWAYS use shower time to come up with amazing comebacks I should have used, but didn't. So frustrating. Source: ShutterStock
SingIAMA_MAGIC_8BALL_AMA: Sing "Jukebox Hero" by Journey as I'm getting inside. Every single time. You may not sing that song, but you've sung something. Admit it. Source: ShutterStock
Try To RapCaptain_Grizzly: I beat box and rap. Everything seems amplified in the shower. I would bang the side of the shower with a closed fist and clap to make my kick and snare. Or you rap. Don't be ashamed! Source: ShutterStock
Masturbatepsychonautalot: Masturbate. But that's not weird. Admit it: you've tried it. Source: ShutterStock
Pretend You're On A Talk ShowMoistAsASnackCake: I get interviewed by Jimmy Fallon about my latest blockbuster practically daily. How weird! Jimmy Fallon has also interviewed me in the shower! Source: ShutterStock
Act Like A Fountainshakensunshine: Cupping water with my palms, posing in different positions and pretending to be a fountain. Definitely need to try this. I mean... Source: ShutterStock
Pretend You're In A Music VideoNellek_God: I like to sit on the floor and let the warm water pour onto my whole body and pretend I'm filming an emotional video. This sounds amazing. Source: ShutterStock
Blow Your Nose Freelysourpatchxi: Blow my nose in my hands and then wash my boogers down the drain. It feels rebellious and freeing to not use a tissue. Uhhh... ew? Source: ShutterStock
Pretend You Can Do Magical Thingsmajibita: Let the water flow down my arm and off my fingertips pretending I can conjure water streams. I've done that, but I've never imagined the water streams part. Sounds cool, though. Source: ShutterStock
Spit Water OutDungPuncher: Fill my mouth with water then spray it out in 'slow mo', pretending I'm being punched in a Rocky film. I definitely don't spit water out in slow motion just because it feels cool. Nope. Never done it. Source: ShutterStock
What do you secretly do in the shower? Do you do any of these things? Tell us in the comments!