For some reason, everyone thinks single people are all sad and lonely and just looking for that special someone. And that couldn’t be more false. Sure, there are some single people who are like that, but not all of them are. I was single for two years and those were the best two years of my life.
In a quest to make single people feel better and less lonely, many products have been invented to ease the pain. In theory, this seems like a good idea and it’s sort of a nice gesture. But most of the time, the products end up being really creepy and weird so prepare to cringe!
The Makeout Pillow
NO. Good God. These gems are made with the mouths of CPR dummies. You can make your own or buy the premade ones. Either way, this is the creepiest thing I've ever seen.
Hand Phone Case
I'd say hold the phone, but please not if it's in this case. This case is SO creepy! It is a severed hand! Why do you want that?! They also advertise that you can put it hand up to hold things like your keys, which is still creepy.
Boyfriend In A Jar
Do you have single friends? Just give them this cookie kit so they can make their own boyfriends and then eat them!
The Lap Pillow
I did a lot of searching, and there doesn't seem to be a boyfriend lap pillow so that's good. But this is still sad. And weird.
Melt Your Ex Away Candle
Because all single women want to burn their exes! LOL.
Ryan Gosling Body Pillow
Now this one I think I could actually get on board with. Is that weird? I don't care, it's Ryan Gosling.
This is more sad than creepy, but it's still a little creepy. This pillow dispenses tissues so you can cry yourself to sleep at night.
Muscular Boyfriend Arm Pillow
Because those regular boyfriend arm pillows aren't good enough. Here's a jacked up one just for you to snuggle with!
What do you think of these products? Do you think they’re creepy? Tell us in the comments!