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A couple of days ago, my boyfriend came over to hang out. Due to cleaning and eating something I shouldn’t have, I was having two simultaneous allergic reactions (I have a lot of allergies. Mostly to dust and pollen, and food allergies to pineapple and limes). Even though my throat was really itchy and my nose was still ridiculously runny, we hadn’t seen each other in a long time, and we were all over each other. I took some allergy medication to try to “dry up” my nose, and we got down to business.
Things started getting really hot and heavy, and I ended up on top of him. We looked at each other for a second, I squirmed a little… and then we started dry humping for the first time. Now, keep in mind that this was hours into our hookup and my allergy drugs need to be taken on a consistent basis to keep working.
This has a pretty obvious ending. My allergy drugs wore off and my nose started to run again at the worst possible time: while I was on top of him, kissing him passionately. My snot dripped onto his face. I was so embarrassed that I had to stop and try to secretly wipe my nose on my sheet.
Looking back on it now, I don’t think he noticed. We were pretty sweaty and in the moment. It happened a few more times, but he never said anything and just kept kissing me. I hope he didn’t notice my snot all over his face!
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