Sex in and of itself is usually pretty great. Yeah, awkward things can happen, but that’s just part of having sex, you know? But sometimes, the stuff that happens after sex is some of the best stuff.
I especially think that after reading this Ask Reddit thread about the best things that can happen after sex. Some of these things sound MAGICAL. Just magical. But seriously, use that after-sex time to get closer and more intimate with your partner. It’s fun! And then you can talk about it on the Internet (just kidding). Here are 15 of the best things that can happen after sex, according to Reddit users.
No QueefingAWildFuckOffAppeared: As a woman, I'd like to be able to stand up and walk to the bathroom without queefing my way across the room. It's the small things. Oh, queefing. Why? Source: ShutterStock
A Brownie Sundaecara_pox: He can turn to me and say, "The brownies should be done, want me to scoop some ice cream on a couple for you?" Um, YEAH. Who doesn't want a freakin' brownie sundae after sex? Source: ShutterStock
Realizing You Were Safeport0: Finding out that the condom didn't break. It's just like a HUGE sigh of relief. Source: ShutterStock
Getting a Hogwarts LetterGodOfThePolarbears: getting a letter from Hogwarts! YES PLEASE.
CuddlingThehealeroftri: Cuddling naked. The feeling of my bare skin against my girlfriends after we have sex is one of the best feelings in the world. Or just cuddling. Either way, it's wonderful. Source: ShutterStock
A Sex CelebrationCapnDouchebag: Balloons, confetti, and banters banners saying "congratulations you just had sex" rain down. And then a dance party. Perfect.
Watching Game Of ThronesKlaurtraum: a new episode of Game of Thrones toxicbox: Preferably with pizza! I don't watch this show, so I say a new episode of Breaking Bad (watching it for the first time on Netflix, okay?) or something. But I'll take that pizza.
No UTIswhyarewewhoweare: Not getting an UTI. This happens way too often for me and I always pee after sex. I don't know what I'm doing wrong. 🙁 Ohhh girl. UTIs are not fun. I agree, life would be better if we could just never get them again. Source: ShutterStock
Getting Gold and Poptarts At The Same TimeNeatlydefective: coins shoot from her vagina and my penis. Then we eat poptarts Poptarts though. Yum yum yum. Source: ShutterStock
Feeling AppreciatedAmaterashu: Hearing an out of breath voice panting: "Thank you" wishyouwerebeer: my girlfriend usually says "Nice" and then we high five. Hearing someone else's gratitude after some sexy times is SUCH a nice feeling. Source: ShutterStock
Back ScratchesDrayae: Back scratches Thehealeroftri: For me it's when my girlfriend tickles my back. It gives me goosebumps and it feels very good. Bonus points for if she would tickle my back during sex. Want to do something nice for your boo? Scratch their back. Seriously. It's amazing. Source: ShutterStock
A Free MealWolfX2: Having McDonald's that you didn't have to pay for, brought directly to you.... That's really the best thing that could happen in any situation though. Or not McDonald's because it's gross. So maybe Chinese food or something.
A Billion Dollars-eDgAR- You get a call from Bill Gates telling you that he wants to give you a billion dollars. Yeah, I'll take that. That would basically be the best day ever. Source: ShutterStock
Sleepway_fairer: Sleep. 8+ hours of uninterrupted sleep. bethlookner: And then you wake up and you do it again and before you know it, you spent the entire weekend boning and sleeping. SLEEP YES SLEEP. Source: ShutterStock
More Sexmojiece: More sex I mean... yeah. Duh. Source: ShutterStock
Which of these things do you think is the absolute best? Which thing did Reddit users forget about? What is the best thing that has ever happened to you after sex? Tell me in the comments.