Would You Rather: Awkward Masturbation Moments Edition

Masturbation and vibrators and awkwardness, oh my! | Source: Not Another Teen Movie/Columbia Pictures

Masturbation and vibrators and awkwardness, oh my! | Source: Not Another Teen Movie/Columbia Pictures

Masturbation is funny because, as great as it is, it can be super awkward. There’s a lot of secrecy about it, a lot of tip toeing around, and a lot of possibilities for something uncomfortable to occur. Like, you know, having someone walk in on you, finding out that your vibrator was discovered, getting vegetables used as makeshift sex toys stuck up your cooch

Er, well, hopefully the latter doesn’t really happen to you very often. If you’re already starting to squirm from discomfort, check out our Would You Rather survey and decide which weird masturbation scenarios you’d rather experience!

 

 

Okay, fess up: Do you have any awkward masturbation stories? What is your nightmare situation? Tell us in the comments!

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  • Tracy

    I was, ya no, in the school toilets and I thought I had locked the door. But I hadn’t realised that there was two locks and one didn’t work. So I was sat there and my head of year walked in on me and called my parents claiming I was “abusing school facilities”

  • NataMetalGrl

    I masturbate to heavy metal, black metal, and extreme metal XDDD

  • bob f

    i love to masturbate in julies panties ohhhhh julie im im im cumming now oh god julie oh oh ohhh julie your sooooo gooood im so in love with you now im going to put your cum filled panties back in your pantieeeeee drawer to bwear again ohhhhhhhhh julieeeeee

    • disneyprincess

      okay.

    • icestar

      I don’t know what to think…. :O

  • jess

    I’d rather masturbate to orgasm… Google “palm job technique”

  • griselle

    i masturbate to Iron Maiden all the time!

  • Leah

    Witnessing a teacher buying a dildo would be the best thing to happen to me!

  • Nicky

    Seeing my teacher buying a dildo would be highly awkward seeing as he is male… O.O and has a girlfrend :/

    • mark

      Well than you know who he’s buying the dildo for.