The 20 Best #PolarVortexPickupLines To Warm Up Your Crush

The Polar Vortex has been hanging around the United States for a few days now and I think I speak for everyone when I say: it’s f(&)*&^% cold! Seriously, it’s really cold. Here in New York, I believe we had a low of 2 degrees yesterday, which was freezing – and I know that’s nothing compared to places like Chicago, where it’s -30 or worse. I can’t even imagine.

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BRRRRR

Anyway, I think we’re all going a little stir-crazy under our 10 layers of scarves, hats, gloves, coats, leggings and the kind of cold gear you normally only see being worn when skiing or snowboarding. So I think we all saw this coming: the #polarvortexpickuplines hashtag on Twitter. We can’t beat the Polar Vortex, so we might as well make it sexy and silly… right? Right. Check out the 20 best #PolarVortexPickupLines because some of these are seriously awesome.

 


Oh, very clever!

 


Get it? Get it?!

 


Ooooh, sexy.

 


A space heater? I’m all yours, baby.

 


Ooh, I see what you did there.

 


I mean, it is a pretty good excuse to cuddle.

 


Wow, that’s… intense.

 


Brrrr.

 


Yum, dry lips.

 


Yup… found lots of these on Twitter.

 


DIRTY! I like it.

 


HAH. Well, they did say to protect everything.

 


Okay, this is pretty cute.

 


Well, why didn’t you just say so?!

 


That’s so sweet!

 


Awww!

 


But how? ;)

 


You can’t win ‘em all!

 


Ooh, spicy.

 


Clever!

 

Which of these #polarvortexpickuplines is your favorite? How cold is it where you live? How are you dealing with the Polar Vortex? Tell us in the comments!

 

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3 Comments

  1. avatar Nourcutie says:

    haha, these are hilarious.

    oh, and if you think New York and Chicago are cold, try being here in Canada. -30 is nothing.

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