Reader Hookup Confession: I Sharted While Hooking Up With My Crush

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This guy I had been crushing on for over a year finally asked me out. I was super excited! We started off the night by going to Taco Bell for some quick food, then we headed to the movies. On the way home from the movies, my stomach started to gurgle and make noise from the burrito I had. I didn’t want this guy to know that I had gas, because that’s a huge turnoff, but I knew he heard my stomach – so instead, I tried to play it off cool and pretend I was hungry again.

That turned out to be a big mistake. He insisted on stopping by McDonald’s to get me a cheeseburger since I had said I was hungry! I knew this was just going to make my stomach hurt worse, but I ate it all to make it look like I really was hungry.

We got to his house and things quickly started to get hot and heavy. I was sitting on his lap, he had his hands on my butt and we were making out. That was when things went downhill. I sharted. Yes, you read that right. I was making out with a guy and sharted while his hands were on my butt.  Not only was the noise super loud and embarrassing, but it smelled awful.

I went home immediately after, hoping that the awkwardness of what had happened would blow over. And luckily, it did! We are still dating, but needless to say, we haven’t made another trip to Taco Bell since.

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6 Comments

  1. avatarStory says:

    We’ll one time I was taking a bath then I for got that my bro had a a party downstairs with all my exes so right then they walked in and (different story) now they tore off my bra shirt under wea r jeans by accident so I stood there naked in front of the whole school

  2. avatarnicky says:

    I can relate sort of lol

  3. avatarAlexis says:

    This story gives me hope in the weirdest of ways.

  4. avatarErileemil says:

    OMFG..that guy must really like her

  5. avatarchantal says:

    omfg how could anyone ever recover from that??? was she wearing panties when it happened or

  6. avatarlelia says:

    That’s my favoret story yet! Sounds like something that would happen to me I am glade you guys are still carding though…

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