20 Funny and Sexy, But Inappropriate, Christmas Cards From Etsy To Give To Your Boyfriend

Christmas cards (or any kind of greeting card at all) can be really boring and cliche… unless you buy them from Etsy, in which case they are very funny, sexy and totally inappropriate. So, basically amazing.

If you want to inject a little bit of flirty sass into the Christmas card you buy your boyfriend this year, definitely make sure you use one of these. They will make him raise his eyebrows and laugh all at once. Who wants a sappy Christmas card when they could get one filled with sexual innuendos instead? Um, no one. Here are 20 funny and sexy, but inappropriate, Christmas cards from Etsy to give your boyfriend. Happy holidays!


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Sooooo last year. Who just kisses under the mistletoe anymore?

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Whoa! Getting a little forward there, girl. Your boyfriend will like that.

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As you'll see, we can use this whole naughty or nice thing a lot of different sexual ways here...

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Santa Baby is one of the most ridiculously sexual Christmas songs ever (okay, it is THE most ridiculously sexual Christmas song ever), but that doesn't stop this card from being adorable.

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Ooooh, scandalous. I mean, that tree IS pretty sexy looking. Get it?!?!?!

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I'm going to be honest with you guys, I have no idea what this means... but whatever it is, it sounds painful.

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A "turn me on" light joke. I like it.

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Aw, this one is cute. It gives a reason for all of the kissing you guys are about to do, which is sweet.

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I mean, let's leave Santa out of this, okay?

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Whoa! Girl! This is a pretty bold statement but if you're going to do it, do it!

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I like how this could both ways... could you unwrap the present or the receiver of this card?

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A mix of cute and sexy. Adorable!

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Am I the only person naive enough to not be able to figure out which body part is equivalent to a nutcracker? Probably.

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Okay, because this makes no sense as is, this is what it says on the front: "Merry Christmas... I got you a present but you have to find it." Makes much more sense now, right?

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I mean, no one really wants to be on the naughty list... or do they? Maybe they do.

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I guess you could do that, but what about all of the presents?!

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I love the "obviously" that was added at the end here. Makes the whole card better.

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Trust me, whipped cream is NOT as sexy as you think it is. Really.

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Let this card do the talking for you. Just don't let your parents see it.

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Short and sweet. Simple. You gotta love it.

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Which of these cards is your favorite? Would you buy any of these? Which do you think is the most ridiculous? Tell us in the comments.

 

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