Reader Hookup Confession: He Jizzed In His Pants (Seriously)

jizz in my pants

Uh…. yeah, awkward.

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Most awkward story ever. Prepare yourself.

I reallyyyyy liked this guy. Like, nonstop thinking about him liked him. We had been hooking up consistently for a few weeks (just making out) and things had been going pretty well.

One night while we were making out and doing some serious dry humping, things got weird. There’s no nice way to put this, so… he jizzed in his pants. He was somewhat embarrassed, I was surprised, but we both kind of ignored talking about the situation and went on with our lives.

But then I got back to my house and this is the worst part: my sister and I love The Lonely Island videos, especially “Jizz In My Pants.” It was an inside joke between us that we always laughed about (I never thought it would become my life, though). Well, just my luck, before I even had the chance to talk to her, my sister posts the video for “Jizz In My Pants” on my Facebook wall. And my crush definitely saw. SO awkward!  I cringed for about an hour.

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  • Ali

    Great story omg. I remember when I was younger at a sleepover me and my best friend found that video on youtube but we thought it was about a guy peeing his pants every time he saw a hot girl (we were like ten). So we sang it for her mom cause we thought it was funny she was not impressed

  • catty

    it happened to me as well, i dried humped him, and when I pulled his zipper down he just came all over my hand and I couldn’t stop laughing, never herd of the guy again!

  • Sophie

    HAHAHAHA oh god
    I love the lonely island and that’s such a massive coincidence. I would have ended up laughing infront of him, oops

  • Jane

    what happened with you and the guy?

  • me

    It wasn’t that awkward… lol.

  • Sweettreat

    HAHAHAAHAHAHA this made my evening X)