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Most awkward story ever. Prepare yourself.
I reallyyyyy liked this guy. Like, nonstop thinking about him liked him. We had been hooking up consistently for a few weeks (just making out) and things had been going pretty well.
One night while we were making out and doing some serious dry humping, things got weird. There’s no nice way to put this, so… he jizzed in his pants. He was somewhat embarrassed, I was surprised, but we both kind of ignored talking about the situation and went on with our lives.
But then I got back to my house and this is the worst part: my sister and I love The Lonely Island videos, especially “Jizz In My Pants.” It was an inside joke between us that we always laughed about (I never thought it would become my life, though). Well, just my luck, before I even had the chance to talk to her, my sister posts the video for “Jizz In My Pants” on my Facebook wall. And my crush definitely saw. SO awkward! I cringed for about an hour.
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