Being in a relationship is great – as long as you don’t become one of those insufferable couples who no one ever wants to be around. I’m not going to beat around the bush here: there are some really annoying couples out there in the world. It’s like, they’re fine on their own as people, but then they get together and they somehow form this relationship that is nauseating to everyone else who has to be around them. Does that make sense?
So how can you be a couple that doesn’t make anyone want to gag or run away? Um, by not being any of these types of couples. That may sound mean, but hey… I know I’m not the only person who feels that way. Here are the 10 worst and most annoying couples you’ll meet:
The overly-affectionate couple who LOVES PDA. Look, I don’t care what you do in private, but can you please stop eating each other’s faces right in front of me?
The couple who loves to fight in public… loudly. Fights are private and when you do them in public, you make everyone feel uncomfortable and weird and then we don’t want to hang out with you. Stop.
(if you can ever be compared to Ronnie and Sammi from Jersey Shore please end your relationship immediately)
The on-again/off-again couple who breaks up every week. One of them will inevitably say the same thing to you every time: “I am SO done with him/her. Seriously. We are never getting back together.” UGH stop we all know you’re getting back together, okay?
The couple so sickeningly perfect it makes you want to scream. Oh… he surprised you with flowers again? How.sweet.
The social media happy couple who constantly feel the need to profess their love for each other online. We get it, you’re happy and in love. Relax with the statuses and the who-loves-who-more wars on your walls. Gross.
The couple who cheats on each other all the time. Um, why are you guys even dating?
The couple that ignores everyone else just to be with each other all the time. Do you guys really need to be this obsessed with each other? Remember those people you hung out with before you started dating, you know, your friends?
The couple who is way too open about their sex lives. To be honest, I just really don’t care.
The couple who thinks they’re better than everyone because they’re in relationship. You’ll know them because they spend most of their time “feeling sorry” for single people when really they just feel smug about having a significant other.
The couple who thinks they are experts on relationships just because they’re in one. Stop with your condescending statements. Remember all those dating mistakes you made before you met this one? That’s what I thought.
Have you ever met any of these couples? Which ones? Which kind of couple do you think is the most annoying? What did I forget? Tell me in the comments.