The days left until Halloween are counting down fast and you’re probably still not sure what you want to wear. Be honest, you’re probably throwing around a bunch of different ideas in your head, not to mention a budget!
Well, if you need some creative ideas or money saving Halloween costume tips, follow our Lazy Girl’s Guide to getting the perfect Halloween costume. These are some tried and true methods that will save you a lot of grief and indecision. Nothing says happy Halloween like these, um, unique suggestions. So check it out and tell us what ideas inspired you the most!
Dress Up As Sexy Versions Of Things From Your ChildhoodYes, even a sexy board game. I mean, what better way to show that you're not a little kid anymore than sex up anything and everything? Glue those game pieces onto your body and wear nothing else. You might get cold but you're cold and sexy.Source: Shutterstock
Dress Up As Food The Authentic WayForget about wearing a banana costume. Just smear bananas on you for an authentic touch. Also, you'll probably be hungry later so it'll double as a snack. This also works well with pasta dishes and tacos.Source: Lizzie McGuire/Disney
Be Something Super Obscure So That You'll Look SmarterAnybody who doesn't realize that you're a human representation of a Magritte painting or one of the extras from an old Charlie Chaplan movie isn't worth your time.Source: Mean Girls/Paramount Pictures
Forgo Face Paint For Sharpie Or LipstickDon't go out and buy paint when you've got something just as good already. Use some sharpie or your lipstick to put some ease on your Halloween budget.Source: Boy Meets World/Paramount Pictures/Disney
Make Sure To Wear A Costume That Will Scandalize Everyone Around YouIf you go to Catholic school and don't dress up as a sexy nun, you're missing out on a prime opportunity. We're not liable for your suspension, however.Source: Shutterstock
Don't Feel Like Dressing Up? Go As A Muggle.But not just any Muggle. Say that you're a Muggle circa the Wizarding War and you're in hiding because you're in danger due to your torrid romance with a wizard named Draco Malfoy or something. Okay, I'm basically telling you to write some self-insert fan fiction. Just go with it.Source: Shutterstock
Make Your Dog Do All The Work For YouIf you're seriously too much of a bore to dress up, then make your dog dress up instead. It'll be cute, even if your dog might hate you for a little bit.Source: Shutterstock
Forget Fake BloodWhy waste money on the fake stuff when you can use the blood of your enemies for free?Source: Shutterstock
For A Scary Costume, Dress Up As The Government ShutdownDress up as a member of Congress and you're good to go.Source: Wenn Photo
If All Else FailsJust throw on whatever you have on hand and say that you're dressing up as Lady Gaga for Halloween. It'll be convincing, trust me.Source: Wenn Photo
What are some of the most ridiculous Halloween costumes you’ve ever seen? Do you think that sexy Halloween costumes are sexist? Tell us in the comments!