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Oh my lord, I am still hitting myself for letting my boyfriend convince me to do this. Okay, so one day we were at church together and we were supposed to hang out afterwards. Well, while we were there, we started to get bored, so somehow we managed to sneak out without raising any red flags. As soon as we got outside, my boyfriend pulled me into the bushes in front of the church. He convinced me to hook up with all of his “it’ll be fun” and “we won’t get caught” statements.
So, we were having sex at a church (!!) and when my bra came off, it somehow got caught at the edge of the bushes. Of course, someone had to walk by right then… they were like, “what the hell? Why is a random bra here, this is a church! This is a classy and sophisticated establishment!” and he kept on ranting to his wife. The whole time that was happening, my boyfriend was on top of me with his hand over my mouth making a shushing gesture. We were both praying they wouldn’t go into the bush, but thankfully, they didn’t. I guess God was on our side at that point, which is weird because I’m an atheist. Anyway, eventually, they left and he rolled off of me and we both just burst out laughing. Church is now an inside joke for us.
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