I’m currently single.
In fact, I’ve always been single, but that’s a long story. Yeah, sometimes it sucks and I certainly wouldn’t mind having a boyfriend, but there are a lot of perks to singlehood. You don’t have to sorry about fitting into somebody else’s schedule, you don’t have to worry about the state of your relationship and you get to check out whoever you want without feeling the least bit guilty.
But for some, especially serial monogamists, suddenly being single can be really scary. And after a breakup, it can be straight up depressing. No worries! In the Lazy Girl’s Guide to being single, we’ve got some funny survival skills to help turn those single girl blues around. Follow our 10 bits of advice and your journey as a single lady will be much more fun–and ridiculous–than you ever imagined.
Adopt A Ton Of Catsget a head start on your loveless, spinster cat woman phase. Name each after an ex or admirer for an extra level of neuroses Source: The Gaggle
Talk About How Much You Love Being SingleDo this in front of your friends who have BFs/GFs until they want to become single too. Or until they stop hanging out with you because you've become insufferable, whichever comes first. Source: Shutterstock
Eat Your Feelings Of Romantic InadequacyPreferably with ice cream and the greasiest pizza you can find. Your soul and your esophagus will thank you Source: Shutterstock
Listen To A Lot Of Beyonce Until She Becomes Your Life ForceShe might not be a single lady anymore, but Beyonce has some tunes that will make you feel like you are in control of your own destiny. Take in her essence. Source: Wenn Photo
Then Listen To A Lot Of Hole Until They Become Your Life ForceSometimes you just need some angry lady music. This is the angry lady music you want. Let Courtney Love's rage fill you up! With rage. Source: Fanpop
Declare An Oath Of CelibacyIf you aren't getting any, just say that you're celibate. That'll be super convincing. Source: Shutterstock
Have Daily Singledom Anniversary PartiesInclude cupcakes and a lot of selfies of you with said cupcakes. Source: Shutterstock
Make A Shrine Of Your Ex Or Former Crush...Then Burn ItBurning things is super therapeutic, especially when you wasted time making it yourself. Source: Shutterstock
Start Wearing '80s Power Business Woman SuitsWhy? They look super empowering, like you can crush people with a single stare of indifference. Also, they just look really rad. Source: Vogue
Sabotage Your Friends' RelationshipsBreak up your friends' in secret. Once they're single too you'll have something to bond over. Misery loves company, and the more misery the merrier. Source: Shutterstock
Are you a single lady? Are you loving it or hating it? Tell us in the comments!