Ask A Guy: Do Guys Care If Your Boobs Are Two Different Sizes?

Dear Ethan,

My boobs are two different sizes. One of them is practically a full cup size bigger than the other one. Do guys care about this? It makes me feel really self-conscious.

Before I get into what guys think, I want to let you in on a little secret: not only is breast asymmetry not uncommon – it’s almost more common than not! If that’s a little confusing, let me put it this way: nearly half of all women exhibit at least some degree of visible asymmetry. A 2011 study in the European Journal of Plastic Surgery that examined over 300 breast augmentation patients found that only 53.5 percent of the women had equally sized breasts. And the British Channel 4 program Embarrassing Bodies reported that up to 40 percent of women may exhibit a 1-2 cup size asymmetry. So above everything else, you should know that you’re totally normal.

With that said, any guy who notices your imbalance and makes a “mountain out of a molehill” (for lack for lack of a better analogy) isn’t someone you’ll want to go out with in the long run. The good news is that most guys do know this is pretty typical and won’t mind at all. I once dated a girl whose breasts were about a cup size different and after a brief joke or two and a quick Google search, I never thought much about it again. Just remember that no one is going to be harder on you than you! No guy will micro-analyze every little detail of your body like you do.

We all have physical flaws, and any guy you date won’t be without his own. Megan Fox has clubbed thumbs, Bradley Cooper has a third nipple, and you (and Jennifer Lawrence) happen to have uneven boobs. It’s only proves that you’re human!

Good luck!
Ethan

Ethan Fixell is a writer and comedian from New York City best known as one half of comic “dating coach” duo Dave and Ethan. He is also the creator and editor of ActualConversation.com. For more on Ethan, visit EthanFixell.com…or call his mom, Robin.

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  • Diksha

    You are talking shit

  • freshgirl

    i thought guys only thought about the overall size of breasts…not about each one.

    • rue cambon

      thats mostly true….dudes simply have their eyes on them.

  • Tony

    I can tell you an old joke:
    A guys is calling to the PhoneSex company.
    -Hello, I am Nataly, I am blonde and I have a big DD-boobs.
    -Oh, crap, I love small bobs!
    -You are lucky, sir. because my other boob is pretty small!

    so don’t worry. if he does not like it – fk him! there will be another:)

  • qzy

    Ehhhh… If he complains, most guy’s testicles are different sizes, too….. ask him why his testicles aren’t EXACTLY THE SAME SIZE.

  • John typical

    Dated some girls and married twice, and sooner than later I realized it mattered more what was in her head than in her shirt or pants. A woman with confidence and a sense of humor can far out “Sexy” a woman who is nearly naked with the wrong attitude. If you have a breasticular imbalance, and come slinking towards me with a smile on, I am just super hooked on that smile. I am thinking what’s on her mind? Try it sometime. A woman with “Sexy” on her mind is going to put her partner from 0 to 60 in seconds very time. Enjoy

  • khan

    no its no matter……..

  • Anonymous

    No,it doesn’t matter don’t torture yourself thinking that it does.Most guys are probably more worried about what you think about them anyway.Women need to stop thinking most guys out there are immature dotes w/ a Porky’s mentality -most of us believe it or not aren’t that superficial and if the guys you’re around are that way you need to to move on to another class of dudes.

  • sweet max

    honey if that guy is going to see you naked he is going to touch the bigger one everybody kows but it is ok most of he girls are like you also me so my answer is they don,t cara