Pick-up lines have never had the best reputation. They usually tend to be cheesy, corny, offensive, hilarious, nerdy or just flat-out ridiculous. They try too hard! Personally, the only kind of pick-up line that ever works on me is one that is so terribly corny that you have to laugh at it – and you can tell that the dude isn’t serious with it. That’s because I appreciate a sense of humor.
But in general, most pick-up lines are bad. That’s why I was excited to see #WorstPickUpLines trending on Twitter. No joke, I have actually heard some dudes try to use these. Everyone, a word of advice: don’t ever use any of these. If you want to start up a conversation with someone, try smiling at them and saying something normal. Anything is better than these pick-up lines, I promise you. Here are the 20 most ridiculous #WorstPickUpLines, as told by Twitter users. Enjoy!
#WorstPickUpLines: I'm no weatherman, but you can expect at least a few inches tonight.
— Not Will Ferrell (@itsWillyFerrell) September 5, 2013
The perfect Anchorman pick-up line.
— Dream Chaser™ (@CaptainKoolAid) September 5, 2013
NOOO don’t ruin Subway for me!
#WorstPickUpLines Are your legs tired? Because you've been running from me in your dreams all night long. Aahahahahaha!
— Freddy Krueger (@ElmStreetWired) September 5, 2013
Creepy AND pervy. Perfect pick-up line material.
#worstpickuplines Hey baby, I'm trying to put my ranch in ur hidden valley
— Emir Khan (@emirkaan_D) September 5, 2013
EW NO STOP PLEASE.
#WorstPickUpLines Wanna come back to my place? My couch pulls out, but i don't…..
— Mike Wazowski (@MikeWazNot_) September 5, 2013
Ohhh no! No!
#WorstPickUpLines Roses are bright, violets are paler, meet me in the bedroom, you'll need an inhaler.
— Jay Cartwright (@J_CartwrightNOT) September 5, 2013
— Lorenzo Monteforte (@Renzo_Soprano) September 5, 2013
Nerdy pick-up lines… love it.
— Lorenzo (@LorenzoLlerenas) September 5, 2013
The best comeback.
— iKing_Laing (@LadysLoveLaing) September 5, 2013
Honesty is the best policy, right?
#worstpickuplines hey girl ima flip a coin. whatever it lands on thats what i get.
— ENRIQUESSO (@Enrique__50) September 5, 2013
Fine, I’ll admit it… it took me a while to understand what this meant.
— Colie Bryant (@Coliebry) September 4, 2013
OMG PLEASE BE REAL.
— SacredSpud (@SacredSpud) September 5, 2013
Oh man, that’s just too much information.
there is something wrong with your phone, it doesn't have my number in it. #WorstPickUpLines
— ☆♧Dan♧☆ (@DanielWhoreman) September 5, 2013
True life, someone said this to me once.
Girl did u just fart cuz you blew me away.. #WorstPickUpLines
— AtirBoss (@riceandbeans30) September 5, 2013
Very sweet. And classy.
#WorstPickUpLines Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk past you again?
— Dan Lewis (@danofthewires) September 5, 2013
#WorstPickUpLines Lets play Laundry.That's when I get dirty and you do me.
— Craig (@temple_22) September 5, 2013
Stop making boring chores sexual!
— Wendy's (@Wendys) September 5, 2013
Hahaha. That’s all.
#WorstPickUpLines damn girl, stop acting prepaid and give me a minute.
— Kidd Flash (@RealKiddFlash) September 5, 2013
I don’t know why this made me laugh so much!
Feel my shirt, you know what kind of material that is? Boyfriend material #WorstPickUpLines
— Jose (@_LikkleBird) September 5, 2013
#WorstPickUpLines , Hey girl are you my boss , because you just gave me a raise .
— Stephanie Danielle A (@StephiiDanielle) September 5, 2013
Annnnd I’m done.
Have you ever used any of these pick-up lines? Have you ever heard anyone use them? Which one do you think was the worst? What was missing? Tell me in the comments!