Sorry for sounding like your grandma, but who knew that one day we would be using our cellphones to do things like learn how to masturbate or find out if our crush likes us? This is all thanks to the magic of apps on smartphones (specifically iPhones and Android phones), because there’s basically an app for anything you could ever want in the world.
So obviously, yes, that includes apps that will help spice up your sex life and make sex that much better for you. But there are SO many apps out there (if you search for “sex” in the Apple iTunes store, thousands of results come up) that it can be hard to weed out the ones that are actually worth your time. That’s why I did it for you! Here are 12 super sexy apps about sex you should download right now.
A Sexy TextWhile I would never encourage sexting naked pics of yourself to someone else (way too easy for bad things to happen), I don't think there's anything wrong with a little "innocent" dirty texting once in a while. It's like dirty talk, except instead of saying it, you're texting it! It can still be hard to come up with sexy things to say and that's where this app comes in - it gives you ideas for sexy texts, along with sexy images that aren't you. It makes dirty talk fun and effortless. Cost: $1.99 Download it here
69 PlacesSometimes all you need to do in order to make sex better is change up where you're having sex. Stop relying on your boring old bed and get out there! 69 Places gives you ideas on the best places to try having sex - but please, please be responsible. Getting caught having sex in public can get you in a lot of trouble. Cost: Free Download it here
Sexy VibesThis app basically turns your phone into a vibrator, so... have fun with that. I KNOW. It's weird. But I guess some people really just like doing everything with their phone, so... there's this app. If you're into it, go for it. Cost: Free Download it here
Cosmopolitan's Sex Position Of The DayIt's an app made by Cosmopolitan, so you know it's going to be sexy, you know what I mean? This app is crazy popular and for good reason - it's simple and to the point. It gives you a new, interesting (and sometimes very complicated) sex position to try every day. Check it out and go have some fun. Cost: $2.99 Download it here
How To Kiss - Unlimited TipsNot quite into having sex just yet? That's fine, the app store has got you covered! Kissing can be complicated, but this app gives you super helpful tips and advice that will definitely be useful. Cost: Free Download it here
Sex DriveTo be honest, I'm a little confused by how this works, but here goes: Sex Drive apparently boosts your sex drive by allowing you to listen to certain beats that will supposedly get you in the mood. It's popular and has good reviews, so if you need a little help in this department, it might be worth a try. Cost: $1.99 Download it here
Dirty Game Truth or DareEveryone loves Truth or Dare, especially when it involves our crush or significant other, amirite?! Yes, I am. This app allows you to choose truth or dare and then depending on which one you pick, gives you something to do or talk about it - all sexy, of course. This is guaranteed to spice things up with your partner. Cost: Free Download it here
KahnoodleThis isn't exactly a sex app - it's an app that is supposed to improve your relationship in other ways. It does this with little games, challenges and rewards for you and your significant other to participate in. We all know that, generally, a happy couple makes for a happy sex life, so it's kind of sexy when you think about it. Cost: Free Download it here
SpreadsheetsEVERYONE has been talking about this app recently, because it's new and also because it's really interesting. Spreadsheets is supposed to track your sex life, tell you how good you are and then give you tips on how to improve. I can't help but be a little skeptical about this one, but I have to admit, it's very intriguing. Cost: $1.99 Download it here
iCondomIf you're going to use your phone for sex apps to have sexy times, then you need to be responsible and safe! iCondom, MTV Staying Alive's Locator, helps you find out where you can buy condoms no matter where you are. You put in your location and it tells you exactly where to go, so no more excuses that you guys didn't have one. It also lets you rate and review the place you bought it from. Cost: Free Download it here
Chec-MateSTDs and STIs might not be the sexiest things in the world, but if you're doing the deed, you need to be safe and informed. If you want to get yourself tested but you're not sure where to go or you're feeling embarrassed, use this app - it gives you locations instantly and even allows you to store your results in a safe spot. Cost: Free Download it here
MedxSafeAgain, thinking about STDs and STIs might not get you in the mood, but that doesn't mean it's not important. MedXSafe stores your medical information. When you meet a new partner, if he has the app also, you guys can bump phones and the information gets shared. It only tells the person if you're STD free, it doesn't tell them if you have one or what you have. It's basically a less embarrassing way to ask about STD history - although it's not something you should be embarrassed to ask either way. Cost: Free Download it here
Do you have any of these apps downloaded? Are you going to download any of these? Which apps did I forget? Tell me in the comments!