Back to school season isn’t just about getting all of your books and new binders. It’s about taking advantage of opportunities and making goals for yourself so that you can do amazing things that you’ve never done before. You want to make a name for yourself and make your school life a lot easier and a lot more fun!
But let’s be honest: Sometimes all those goals can be hard work. For example, why do all the work that it takes to get into AP Chemistry when you can just lie about it instead? You’ll get these tips and more in our Lazy Girl’s Guide to Back To School, so check it out!
Try Out For Extra-Curricular Activities That You Know You'll Suck AtSo what if you aren't flexible, lack upper body strength and hate group activities? Try out for cheerleading squad anyway. It's a great way to waste your time and you've gotta live a YOLO life sometimes, you know?Source: Shutterstock
Spend All Your Money On Stuff You Know You're Going To Lose Within A WeekTake advantage of all those back to school sales and stock up on all of the school supplies! All of them! Even those glue sticks you don't need. They're all going to vanish within the next two weeks anyway so why not go all out?Source: Shutterstock
Get Up Close And Personal With Your TeachersThere are a lot of perks to being a teacher's pet, so make sure that you're on your teachers' radar! Hang out with them before and after class, friend them on Facebook, find their phone number and watch them while they're sleeping. They'll love you instantly.Source: Shutterstock
Take On A New PersonaBeing a memorable student is awesome, so why not go back to school with an entirely new persona! Nothing's cooler than not being yourself! Who cares about sincerity and honesty these days anyway?Source: Shutterstock
Declare Yourself The Class DJThat period between the bell ringing and class starting can be boring, so make yourself the class DJ so that your classmates can jam out to mediocre pop hits before hittin' the books.Source: Shutterstock
Say That You're Taking All AP ClassesWho doesn't want to look smart? Lie about all the AP classes you're taking and start impressing everybody. Of course, you have to make sure that you don't accidentally let this slip to an actual kid takin an AP class but...details, details.Source: Shutterstock
Start A School Supply Black MarketEverybody will depend on you! Have a steady supply of pens, pencils and hall passes at your disposal to help out your not so back to school ready classmates.Source: Shutterstock
Have Extravagant LunchesBack to school doesn't have to mean going back to gross school lunches. Go gourmet, girl! Set up an omelette making station and a panini press in the cafeteria just for you.Source: Shutterstock
Upgrade your locker situationRemember that MTV show called Pimp My Ride? Where they'd totally trick out someone's car with an unnecessary bubble machine and massive rims? Well why not do the same thing to your locker? Install an espresso machine and some flashing LED lights and make sure that white doves fly out everytime you open your locker. Pretty sick, right? It beats that Zayn Malik poster you have up in there (marginally).Source: Shutterstock
Run For Student Body PresidentYou're the best and everybody deserve to know it. Run for student body president with a platform based on totally unattainable but totally cool goals. You won't win but everybody will know your name!Source: Shutterstock
What do you want to accomplish when school starts up again? Have any tips? Tell us in the comments!