Reader Hookup Confession: We Broke A Chair While Hooking Up

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A few years ago when I was about 15-years-old, I went to an old friends party. I was dating someone at the time and he was my first serious relationship. My friend told me to ask my boyfriend to come, so I did. My BF was really excited and when he arrived, he wanted to go somewhere private. I knew straight away that he wanted to kiss me as we hadn’t kissed yet. 

So, to avoid all of the party-goers, we went onto the hosts porch where a few of our friends were sitting on some old chairs. He walked into the darkest area of the porch and sat on a big wooden white chair. He gestured for me to sit on his lap and once I did, we started going at it! But it was seriously horrible – he was licking my face and it felt like he was attacking me with his tongue and hosing down my face with his saliva – like I was on fire and needed to be extinguished. Suddenly, I heard a creaking noise and the next thing I knew, the chair had collapsed underneath us and I fell on top of him. I still look back at the experience and laugh at my first kiss!

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  • Alex

    Omg i feel so sorry for u. Hahaha it still was funny.